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fey-hunter-9000
I Fight Supernatural Beings

he/himI exist purely for the extermination of all feyI kill dream invaders and people eaters, not kindly forest spirits

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But What If I Started Cutting Garlic?

But what if I started cutting garlic?

did you really think the battle would be over so easily? heh… fools. i haven’t even begun to cry

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…or better yet time for catapult or trebuchet whichever works
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