He May Look Like A Boy But He's A Bloody Demon.

He may look like a boy but he's a bloody demon.

— Killian Jones/Captain Hook [Once Upon A Time]

How to get a boyfriend

Characters: Josh & Dana

Dana: Hey Josh, can you hold this? *makes hand into a closed fist and acts like she has something*

Josh: *opens hand expecting an item*

Dana: *opens hand and slides fingers through Josh’s hand*

Josh: *closes hand* okay

me *jokes* people: “don’t be rude” me: *says the truth* people: *feel uncomfortable* me: *is sarcastic* people: *don’t understand*

Heart; Mind; Courage; Fear