Patton: Theres Only One Thing Worse Than An Hater *removes Paper Above Hater To Reveal Virgil, Making

Patton: There’s only one thing worse than an hater *removes paper above hater to reveal Virgil, making it ‘Virgil Hater’*

Deceit and Remus: UH Virgil!

Logan, Patton and Roman: No-

Virgil, applying makeup to his under eyes: I hope one day they invent a colour corrector that actually covers my eyes bags because I’m not waking at four n the morning to put frozen spoons under my eyes

Virgil: hey, ro

Roman, eating chips and not looking up from his phone: what?

Virgil: ya know what we should do?

Roman: what?

Virgil: overthrow the government

Roman: and make smores

Virgil: we don’t have marshmallows

Roman: Well, then *sigh* we’ll do the government thing

Virgil: What I want to be? Blessed What I should be? Stressed What I am? Depressed

Virgil: I can’t cope, I’m up to my knees in assignments

Roman: you have one

Virgil: Well, I’m very short.

Roman: Am I ready? Emotionally? No Physically? No Spiritually? No Let’s go!