He Just Sells These

He just sells these

I had a dream that I went to a local grocery store to buy ice cream and the only person working there was Michael fucking distortion

Hello, tumblr user. Before you is a tumblr post asking you to name a female fictional character. You have unlimited time to tag a female character, NOT a male one.

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fun fact of the day: the average door in the uk is 6'6". this is not always the case, however, as michael distortion (best door) is only 6'5". (we stan a short king)

my thoughts on Malevolent episode 1

I like Arthur. He seems so tired and confused. (some of the best things for podcast men to be in my opinion)

Honestly he's really taking all of this much better than I would have.

Also why is the disembodied voice guy being so harsh on him?

One episode in and I'm already begging them to give this man a break damn

One thing I will say is that it's a lot more fast-paced compared to The Magnus Archives, not at all a bad thing it will just take some getting used to!

I will definitely be continuing to listen to this podcast and maybe drawing some fanart if I get really into it

FINISHED MAG 160!!! (I think that tells you everything you need to know about my current emotional state)

more malevolent thoughts

just finished episode 9 yesterday and I'm enjoying it a lot

I think It's very nice how, even though they were fighting, it was so easy for John and Arthur to fall back into their old dynamic. (reminds me of me and my friends!)

Also the fact that the protagonist of my favourite podcast and the deuteragonist of my now second favourite podcast have the same damn name is TOTALLY NOT CONFUSING AT ALL

Really not helped by the fact that I keep accidentally calling Arthur Jon (as in Jon sims) because they just have such similar vibes yk??

Except Arthur swears more lol

Honestly compared to tma so much more stuff has happened like,, idk, it's pretty intense. I mean, it took 5 episodes for Arthur to go into a coma and it took Jon 3 whole seasons

I was kind of surprised to learn that Arthur has a daughter

But rly I'm just annoyed because Americans doing British accents can never say daughter right. They always say "dotter" instead of "daw-tah" Angella from she-ra does it too. Like why

I am going to draw Arthur because I like him a lot and I have a good idea of what he looks like in my head so I'll post that when it's finished