Atalanta: Jack?!

Atalanta: Jack?!

Jack: We’re here!

Atalanta: Nursery Rhyme?!

Nursery: Present!

Atalanta: Okay, good....everyone made it back safely. I’m so relieved.

Ritsuka: What about Achilles?

Atalanta: WHAT ABOUT HIM?

Ritsuka: N-Nevermind then.

This warms my heart so much.

IT’S SO WHOLESOME

You said you only have Casters in Fgo. Let me announce i have not rolled a single assassin troughout the entire three years im playing. Not even a single one. No welfare either because i was busy with life so. My only assassin currently is Charlotte. I have 6 special class servant too but not a single assassin. I'm cursed :D

I just rolled my first assassin the week before last while attempting to get someone else, but oh well, that’s just bad luck I suppose. I ended up getting Emiya assassin, and I still have a large amount of casters, so I’m embracing this at this point. I have hans Christian Anderson grailed and maxed out, buffing emiya’s crit, while my friend’s Zhuge buffs as well. On the sidelines I have Xuanzang and Nitocris. Why are they on the side? I really like Anderson. Just an everyday cursed life in Chaldea. XD

Cu Chulainn: Oi, goldie, come here for a sec. Master requested that we get along, or rather..become some form of friends.

Abigail: Oh...okay. If master wishes, then I’ll do my best.

Cu Chulainn: Don’t do your best, just relax. Here, I have just the thing to bring at least one of us joy.

Abigail, cautiously stepping forward: No one will get hurt, right?

Cu Chulainn, whispering into her ear: Walk into the kitchen and then approach that archer- *Inaudible* ....got it?

Abigail, puzzled expression, but listens anyway: U-ummm...Archer, Sir!?!

Emiya: Oh? Abigail, does mast-

Abigail: Can I get a BONELESS pizza?!

Emiya: ......I-....Abby, what? I don’t understand.

Abigail: That means your pizza has bones in it.

Cu Chulainn, wheezing outside the kitchen door: Ahhhhh, she actually did it! Worth the abdominal pain!

babylonia happenings

Scathach: Master, what’s a ‘Chariot Coupon?’

Ritsuka: O-oh....yeah, Medb gave them to me. Something about....riding...and love.

Scathach: Sétanta, let’s have a chat with a certain pink rider.

Cu Chulainn: Like a ‘chat chat?’ Or should I get the shovel...

Scathach:.....

Cu Chulainn: Alright, this feels like a shovel and spear conversation...