One Thing That Pisses Me Off Is People Seeing Fish In Aquariums (the Establishments, Not Home Aquariums)

One thing that pisses me off is people seeing fish in aquariums (the establishments, not home aquariums) and being like “It’s so sad because the ocean is so big and the tank is so small and they’ll never know freedom blah blah blah-“ I’m not talking about sharks and marine mammals here but the majority of fish are not at all bothered by being in an aquarium instead of the open ocean. Like, I personally would love to be a little clown fish in one of those big reef tanks. Fed regularly. Whole team of people monitoring my health and well-being. No predators. Medicated if I show signs of illness. Aquarium fish have cushy gigs in comparison to their wild companions.

The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears

I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out

WORKIN' HARD

HARDLY WORKIN'

Cressida: “Being forced to marry men is horrific and this competition pits other women against each other, but you and I are friends?”

Eloise: “Of course!”

Cressida: “Please, listen to me. Please help me. Please.”

Eloise: “Oh. That would require me to… do something. So no.”

ea-nasir this ea-nasir that feh the best thing about the babylonians is all the clay women holding their tits

Dear god. please make all superyachts explode tomorrow. amen.