Youre Always Begging For Things To Love You, He Said, As If You Were A Beggar For Love. Even The Flowers,

You’re always begging for things to love you, he said, as if you were a beggar for love. Even the flowers, you have to fawn on them.

D.H. Lawrence, Sons and Lovers

There is some quality character development right there.

I messed up, okay? I-I messed up. Okay? Really. Please. I just want to make things right. Okay? Please. Please…

Four: Excuse me. I would like to buy this abstract, surrealist, post-modern painting of this depressive and tormented person.

Salesman: I’m sorry, that’s a mirror.

[Mr. Bingley and Mr. Darcy are looking at Mr. Bingley’s wedding album]

Mr. Bingley: I remember, during the service Jane was crying so hard, she couldn't even say the words “I do”. Have you ever seen anybody cry so much?

Mr. Darcy: That was you, Bingley. And no, I have not.

An INFP confides in another INFP about the struggles of letting go of old belongings.

INFP1: I should probably not keep the still fully functioning checkerboard duct tape wristband INFP2: Probably INFP1: It’s a beautiful representation of an era, I wish I could donate it to a museum of 2008 INFP2: There is a museum of 2008. It’s called the trash

When in doubt, ask yourself: would Lord Henry Wotton say that?