Deuce, While Studying: Huh. Did You Know Your Skin Is Your Biggest Organ?

Deuce, while studying: Huh. Did you know your skin is your biggest organ?

Ace: Pff-

Deuce: Don't you dare-

Ace: Not MY biggest organ.

MC: What the fuck you mean 'not my biggest-' liKE BRO DOES IT NOT HAVE SKIN ON IT.

Ace: MC, it's just a-

MC: IS YOUR DICK SKINLESS ACE FUCKING ANSWER THE QUESTION. SKINLESS DICK MOTHERFUCKER.

once a girl reported me to an administrator at school bc i was breaking dresscode and she didnt like me. so i pushed her down the stairs. i just kept walking and i dont think she saw me and i never got caught. i know she got very seriously injured and they had to call an ambulance and she transferred schools bc she knew SOMEONE pushed her and she didnt feel safe. ive never regretted it. its been years since i graduated and im on mood stabilizers now, but sometimes when someone is testing my patience i calm myself down by thinking about how good it felt to snap once and how i cant do that again bc i would go to prison probably

drawings of hiveswap alpha testing au! the mains in the godtiers! anyone can use these! just credit me :) <3 joey - heir of life jude - seer of doom xefros - mage of rage dammek - thief of blood marvus - prince of time elwurd - knight of hope

𝐌𝐃𝐍𝐈 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐒 | rich tones

hey again !! more mdni banners / dividers, but this time with deeper, richer colors (mm, I think this’ll look cute on dark mode). feel free to use ♡

versions : star / hearts / rich tones / template

please like, reblog, and credit if you use :)