You Know What I Need More Of? The Batkids Completely Fucking With The Justice League And Their Rogues

You know what I need more of? The Batkids completely fucking with the Justice League and their rogues and coming up with stories for their existence.

Like I am talking about the creation of demigods sort of stories, like Loki sort of stories.

Duke has convinced all of Gotham that he's the Bat Signal brought to life and that's why he's never seen at night and why the signal literally doesn't work during the day. He's waiting giddily for the story to spread outside of the city.

The batkids have convinced half the League that Nightwing is quite literally Batman's lovechild with Justice. Hey, Constantine had a one night stand with the manifestation of a city and they've dealt with gods before, so surely it's not that surprising? Right???

I need more of the Batkids being little shits, of Alfred the-greatest-enabler Pennyworth backing them up and Bat(the-biggest-troll)man to never confirm the stories, but he doesn't deny them either.

"why suck the strap" why look at a sunset. why listen to your favourite song. why stop to smell the flowers. come on now

Same

I need to stop joining new fandoms and falling in love with new people.

"I can change him" bitch why, hes the perfect menace to society and i love that

The most attractive thing to me is effort. Someone who really wants to talk to me, wants to see me, wants to make me a part of their day.

Be writing the most diabolical things for what 🤦🏾‍♀️

The difference between, “This writer is bad.,” and “This writer shouldn’t write this character,” seems to not be understood well and it really needs to be.