I Don't Even Know What's Going On But The Way He Says 'this Is Fucked' And 'hyaluronic Acid' Is So

i don't even know what's going on but the way he says 'this is fucked' and 'hyaluronic acid' is so 😭

Broke: Gondolin was a serious, conservative, prudish city.

Woke: The Gondolindrim were stuck in one city for 400-ish years with no Morgoth threatening them and basically nothing do to. If anyone in Middle-Earth was entertaining themselves with festivals and ragers, it was them. We're talking drunken moshpits, people getting thrown into fountains, endless romantic intrigue between most of the Lords, the whole nine yards.

Bespoke: The Gondolindrim were party animals but they all agreed that what happens in Gondolin stays in Gondolin and never talked about the parties after the fall; which is why Gondolin gets a reputation for being so serious and boring. Most of the Gondolindrim, and especially Turgon, think this is hilarious.

Unhinged ask: crowley gets french mistaked in the middle of a performance of david tennant macbeth. Drops right into tennant’s body. What happens next

okay im directing all possible brainpower towards this it's so important

so it happens during the song of the witches- accidental demon summoning and bam he's in david tennant's body. what ensues actually isn't all that different from the original performance, you just hear "stop it that tickles" occasionally over the headset

crowley would kinda twig that he's somehow in the middle of macbeth (just because he likes the funny ones doesn't mean he hasnt seen macbeth a thousand times... even if only to take the piss out of it each time afterwards to annoy aziraphale), and he kinda like. dips in and out of remembering the lines. the audience doesn't care about (or lbr, notice) his ad-libs bc as far as they're concerned, rsc legend david tennant can do what he fucking likes

sword fight, he makes light saber sound effects to each blow. then eventually we come to the curtain call, and he is actually pretty pleased with himself but mainly because whilst 'dead' he drew a penis on the stage in the fake blood

the pièce de résistance however is that he spots michael sheen in the crowd, and swan dives off the stage to be carried towards him, thinking it's aziraphale. the audience happily passes him over their heads, bc honestly david tennant crowdsurfing his way to michael sheen is probably the least ridiculous thing either of these freaks has done to be in each other's company

rings of power is such a silly show

posted this on twitter but thought i'd share it here too :))

the fact that we DIDNT GET A REUNION in the finale i’m-

wait elrond and durin are going to see each other again right??? RIGHT?!?