Imagine The Real Webster And Liebgott Giving Their Comments In The Bob Intros Oh Man Now Im Sad

imagine the real webster and liebgott giving their comments in the bob intros oh man now im sad

webster being an annoying know-it-all harvard boy who uses big words and tells everyone random facts about sea life and literature without really realizing how annoying that is, and liebgott being both sick of his pretentious ass and really fucking fond of his pretentious ass so he's groaning and bitching but always lets web talk <3

axl has always been insanely fashionable to me and his latest glittery black jacket is no different wow i love it sm

thinking about how obvious it is that slash holds and has always held a lot of love towards axl (and vice versa) if you dig even a little deeper into their story. you'll see people saying "oh but they didn't even like each other have you heard what they've said about each other" and it's like yeah they were slagging each other off for decades but that's not because of a lack of love it's because of the abundance of love. betrayal and distance can only hurt you if you loved that other person very deeply. like slash said himself there's a bond and it hurts even worse because you're forced out of that. he never did any of that shit with anyone else, say scott for example, he was just relieved he was gone, end of story. meanwhile he tried going up to axl's house drunk, tried to go see his show, sent him xmas cards every year etc etc etc.

we don't get a lot of documented slash/axl interactions anymore because axl doesn't want to do interviews and slash refrains from really talking about him in any personal way which i think is very respectful of axl but also shows slash is a very private person. that doesn't mean he doesn't care or that they're not close these days.

this is mostly just me being annoyed at people who lack critical thinking skills and believe saying things in interviews out of anger equates to actual hate and that they were never friends in the first place. people take slash's book as an example which again is funny because it was written while slash was still feeling some kind of way and obviously is going to say all kinds of things to distance himself from axl and downplay their friendship. he failed btw like why would you mention soulmates in the first place lmao.

bottom line, yes they loved each other, yes they were friends, yes they still loved each other even when they were beefing because intense feelings cause intense fights and if slash really never gave a fuck he would've washed his hands off axl ages ago, instead he tried his hardest to keep guns going and up until his last day never wanted to leave. there's an interview from like his very last year in guns where he's asked if he's leaving guns bc he was doing his solo thing and was obviously angry at the axl situation and he was genuinely confused like why would i leave i wanna make music with guns?? so like. he was wanting to go to the very end despite everything until he literally just couldn't anymore.

soulmates with a very intense history.

im cornplating here actually, but i just noticed liebgott has to get his knife from the ground in episode 1 after sobel throws it down why was i so endeared by that

i love during the scene with liebgott and webster on the truck talking about flash gordon and dick tracy, when web's trying not to laugh joe just lights his cigarette with a "yeah, wow" like he's so pleased they have something in common THEY'RE SO CUTE