And Barty Is The Type Of Guy To Add Disrespectfully

and barty is the type of guy to add “disrespectfully”

Evan is the type of guy to tell someone to stfu and then add "respectfully" before or after

Sirius: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Remus: baby, I’d make you a lovely little enclosure with all the dirt and compose you’d ever want. I’d hold you and take you places in my pocket and kiss you good night. I’d—. . .

vs

Remus: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Sirius: *thinks* yeah, I’d fuck a worm

Remus: *looks at the camera like in the office*

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James: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Regulus: it depends… were you always a worm or were you transfigured into one? The former, no, we’d never have met. The latter, then yes, and I’d figure out how to turn you back.

vs

Regulus: would you still love me if I was a worm?

James: yes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Barty: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Evan: I’d cut you up so I could have a bunch of you

vs

Evan: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Barty: I’d cut you up so I could have a bunch of you

(bc they’re both batshit insane)

Permit Office

James: Regulus is playing hard to get.

James: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

Okay but Lily fucking Evans stood in front of the most terrifying Wizard to ever exist who was slaughtering everyone like her, and who killed all her friends and just killed her husband. And yet she still held her head high and performed insane Dark Magic.

Nobody’s doing it like her. Honestly.

The actual GUTS that would’ve taken. To stand practically powerless. Nobody can tell me she didn’t lock eyes with that motherfucker, before turning and seeing her babies eyes one last time.