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Chanyeol: what are you doing?

Sehun: creating fake accounts on twitter and tumblr to be apart of our fandom. I'll be bff's with our fans and we'll fangirl together but they will have no idea it's me.

Chanyeol: oookayyyy and?

Sehun: and one day I'll call them on Skype and see the blood drain from their faces.

Chanyeol: I'm afraid of you now.

Baekhyun: Space is weird.

Baekhyun: Did you know that if you put Saturn in water it would float? Or that we are moving through space at the rate of 530km a second? Or that the moon is drifting away from Earth? Or what about the-

Jongdae: IT'S 3AM BAEKHYUN! FUCKING SLEEP!

Chanyeol: If you spell skeletons backwards it spells skeletons.

Jongin: *writing it down* Snoteleks

Jongin: You lied to me hyung

Suho: When I was your age-

Sehun: When I was your height-

Suho: .............

Suho: *storms out and comes back with a step stool* LISTEN!

Sehun: You know, clapping is just slapping yourself because you like something.

Chanyeol: If you don't go to bed right now, I may actually kill you

• Matching stuffs with Exo

》 Xiumin

Matching shoes

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》 Lay

Matching rings

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》 Baekhyun

Matching necklace/chains

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》 Chen

Matching Jackets/outfits

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》 Chanyeol

Matching Tattoos

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》 D.O

Matching PJs

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》 Kai

Matching nails

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》 Sehun

Matching bracelets

Chanyeol: I wasn't hurt that bad.

Chanyeol: The doctor said the bleeding was internal.

Chanyeol: Which is where it's supposed to be.

Xiumin: Chanyeol no-

Suho to someone on call: Yesterday I overheard Sehun ask Baekhyun 'is it okay?' And Baekhyun replied 'trust me' I've never moved so fast from one room to another in my life.

D.O: Yesterday I tried to share my feelings with Jongin. I gave him a cake that said 'I love you' on it.

Suho: That's so cute. How did it go?

D.O: He took it and said 'Aw...I love you too cake'

Sehun: Chanyeol can't be good at everything. Maybe he's a bad kisser..?

Baekhyun: No, he's good at that too.

Sehun: What?

Baekhyun: What?

Xiumin: What's up

Suho after spending a whole day with the beagle line: My blood pressure.

Chanyeol: Did it hurt when you fall?

Baekhyun: From heaven? No it didn't-

Chanyeol: No I mean when you fell down the stairs, I watched you fall and you just kinda laid there for about 15 minutes.

Baekhyun:

Xiumin: We all saw that

EXO-L: Hey! What's you phone number?

Kyungsoo: I don't have a phone

Jongin: You know...I used to think I'm indecisive, but now, I'm not too sure.

Sehun: Are you fucking serious right now.

EXO-L: Unfortunately, the only bright thing in my future is this annoying ass sun that won't go away.

Chen: *Smiles*

EXO-L: SIR DO YOU MIND?! I'M TRYNNA HAVE A BAD DAY HERE!

Baekhyun: Why are my arms so weak?

Baekhyun: It feels like doing those ten push ups last year were complete waste.

Chanyeol: I don't make the same mistake twice.

Xiumin: He makes it four or five times just to be sure.

Chen: Sehun got into a fight today.

Lay: Is he okay?

Kyungsoo: Did he win?

Baekhyun: Hey, what does "Y/N" mean?

Sehun: Your name.

Baekhyun (nodding): Baekhyun looked into Baekhyun's eyes.

Junmyeon: Money aside, what do you need the most right now?

Sehun: The money you put aside.

Chanyeol: So Baekhyun, what are we?

Baekhyun: Koreans???

Baekhyun: You know what you just need to tell him you like him,otherwise this was all just a moo point.

Chen: A what?

Baekhyun: Yeah, you know, a cow's opinion. It's useless, it's a moo

Chen: Have I been friends with him for too long or did that all just make sense?

Junmyeon: Jongin, I'll come get you, what's your location?

Jongin: I see a cloud that looks like a lion.

Junmyeon: Be more specific.

Jongin: I see Simba.

He looks so good 😩🤚Byun Baekhyun is the epitome, a living, walking example of the word 'Handsome'

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