I HAVE A BOY! He Is There When I Need Him!

I HAVE A BOY! He is there when I need him!

It makes no damn sense. Compels me though.

Third game in the BOTW/TOTK series: farming game like Stardew or AC. Link and Zelda decorate their home and grow Silent Princesses on a hillside. The Master Sword is just for decoration. They get a dog. You can pet the dog.

As you move through the world, you will always leave something behind. Someone. Sometimes that’s for the best, and sometimes it hurts like a bitch. But to love is to know that you will someday lose. The risk is built right in: the more you love, the more you stand to be hurt by change. But the change will come anyway. And when it does, you will find a way keep on loving, just as you did before. So be sad. Be bitter, even, for a little while. But when you’re done being sad, be a goldfish.

If I had a nickel for every time a sitcom featured a funeral scene in which a character mourns their father by leading the congregation in a doleful impromptu rendition of a classic rock song, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot. But it’s weird that it happened (at least) twice.