I Want You To Get! Get Off My Farm!

I want you to get! Get off my farm!

NICK MILLER in NEW GIRL S01E22: TOMATOES

klaus sketch in honor of me rewatching s1 rn

the main thing that puts me off of playing chess is that there is 2000 years of gameplay that hundreds of people with higher IQs than me have spent thousands of hours studying the history of, so much so that when i put the pawn forward they say “ah i see youre going for the bulgarian somersault” and then i try to take their bishop with my knight and they go “aw, rookie mistake, youve played the frenchmans cumsock, and in approximately 37 moves i’ll have won”

garfield of the day

I engage with fiction in a normal way. don’t look at my blog

At my concert, he told us he couldn’t get through Unknown / Nth without laughing because the people in the pit were swaying in sync

Gotta say my favorite moment from the Hozier concert was him saying "I almost cracked up at the beginning of that song. There's a person in the front row wearing a shirt that says 'Hozier? I hardly know her!'" and then once the laughter died down, "Now I'm going to lighten the mood a little with a song about hitting an animal with your car"