Howdy~! So I'm A Huge Fan Of Cheetu, So I Have This Request: The Female Reader Goes Up To Cheetu And

Howdy~! So I'm a huge fan of Cheetu, so I have this request: the female reader goes up to Cheetu and asks him to pretend to be her boyfriend in order to shake off a stalker. How will he react? Please and thanks!

Sorry for putting this one off! I started it not long after it was requested but it didn't save so now I'm starting it again!

-Cheetu would be caught off guard when you run up to him shouting "Hey Honey!"

-He wasn't weirded out or anything just confused, but then you caught up with him and with a nervous smile you looked him in the eyes saying quietly "There's a guy following me please pretend to be my boyfriend."

-"Oh hey Kitten! I was looking for you!" He winked at you and played along, if anything this is entertaining for him, but he still thinks it's creepy that guy is following you.

-"Who's that guy Baby?"

-"I don't know who he is, he's been harassing me."

-Cheetu will look him dead in the eyes and give him the above death glare of "I will fucking eat you."

-The creep will stop dead in his tracks and you can see the color drain from his face. He runs away like a dog with his tail between his legs.

-"Oh my gosh, thank you so much, I couldn't get him to leave me alone and I really thought he was gonna try and kidnap me or something. Sorry for roping you into this!"

-"No problem! I'm always happy to help a pretty lady."

-Y'all end up talking and exchanging numbers before parting ways.

-He's not sure why he didn't just eat you, but for some reason he just doesn't feel like it.

-He also gets a bit of an ego boost cause out of a crowd of people to ask for help you picked him, meaning you must've thought he'd be the best and toughest one to protect you.

-He definitely texts you later that night.

This is so incredible!

Epic Cosplay of “Horizon Zero Dawn”

HxH Random Headcanon Time

I think the reason Hanzo is so talkative and goes on and on is because of how he was raised. His whole life he went through insane training to get to where he is today. I doubt he was allowed to be so friendly and chatty with his peers. That and he probably never felt comfortable/safe around them, again because of the training.

So, when he left to get his hunter's license and there's finally all these new people, he finally feels like he can be social. He goes on and on 1 because he's an extroverted guy, and 2 because he never got to be chatty. So, he doesn't know when his talking gets to be too much.

Request Update!

Hey all! I just wanted to let you know where I am with requests right now. No, I am not ignoring any requests and I will get them done! I have been busy with life so haven't been able to get to my asks as much as I'd like so that's why things are a tad slow.

I am prioritizing the Valentine's Event Asks first! There are about 4 I believe!

Once I am done with those I'm back to finishing up my other asks, and even some drafts no one has requested yet!

So don't worry and hang tight! I will get to your asks! Being a person who loves to read and request fanfiction I know waiting for your ask to go through can be annoying, so I try to make it a point to finish them as quickly as I can!

No one asked but my man is underrated as hell!

Hxh Hanzo Nsfw Alphabet

A=Aftercare

VERY good at aftercare, especially after any bdsm related stuff. He's usually very calm and happy and he'll give you so much praise on how well you did. Whatever aftercare entails for you he's more than happy to provide. If aftercare for you is spending time alone he understands. He does love cuddles and physical affection though, so before you do your thing he'll probably give you a big hug and kiss. His ideal aftercare is being comfy together and just talking and giving praises.

B=Bodypart

On himself, he probably likes his face or arms. I don't peg him as the type to have a favorite body part, he isn't insecure about his body but he's also pretty indifferent about it. He just wants to be in shape to do his job and be healthy.

On you would be your breasts and or your arms. He loves your arms regardless of your gender. He loves the idea of an s/o who's seemingly unintimidating or shorter than him, but still has strong arms that could kick ass. He finds that really hot. If you have breasts especially if they're tig ol bitties he loves em. He'd love them at any size but big breasts are his favorite. Would most definitely ask you for breast pics.

C=Cum

Probably in the 1% of guys that can use the pull out method and get it right everytime. Prefers to cum inside you but if you prefer not then he'll pull out and cum on your belly. He'll help you clean any off as part of aftercare.

Nothing unusual about his cum in consistency or amount, but it actually tastes good. He eats really healthy for the most part so it actually tastes kind of sweet. If you chose to spit and not swallow or redirect he doesn't mind. If you tell him he tastes good though he'll be a bit flustered. And if you miss him with some of his cum still in your mouth so he can taste it, he'll be very flustered.

D=Dirty Secret

Honestly his dirty secret is probably that he's good at shibari. It's really fun and he's definitely a brat tamer, so the idea of having you immobilized, suspended or at his mercy is hot.

E=Experience

Utterly none. He was training his whole life. Had no time for woohooing and probably never met anyone he was interested in. As awkward as he may be when y'all finally have sex, he more than makes up for it with his knowledge. May not quite have the experience but he's read a lot on it, and he knows his anatomy. In other words he knows where the fucking clit is.

He's also very good about you giving any feedback. He doesn't get his ego hurt when you ask him to do something this other way.

F=Favorite Position

Missionary and Mating Press. He's totally open to other positions but those are his go to. He feels closest to you with those. Being able to look at each other in the eyes and all that is very important to him.

G=Goofy

Definently more serious, than goofy during sex. But awkwardness happens and funny things happen, he probably gets flustered or laughs a little, but he's great at transitioning back to serious and getting you both right back in the mood.

If you're doing any bdsm though or any scenes or he's being a brat tamer he's a lot more comfortable being goofy and gets less flustered. Actually he's more smug instead.

H=Hair

Probably none.

I=Intimacy

Usually very romantic. Not like rose petals or anything, but like, he's truly in love with you in that moment and he's giving you all that love.

J=Jack Off

Probably doesn't do it very often. Doesn't really have the time. He'd really rather be having sex with you.

K=Kink

Dom and Sub stuff. He's a brat tamer and he loves that whole Dom and Dub lifestyle.

Breeding Kink. Not ready for kids and you probably aren't either so y'all probably use contraception, but his breeding kink is why he prefers to cum inside you. Once y'all get to the point where you're ready for kids, he really goes ham with the breeding kink.

Shibari. Really wants to use it on you, he thinks you'd look so hot. Plus you being kind of immobilized is hot to him.

L=Location

The bedroom. Also most countertops.

M=Motivation

His s/o being feisty or hotheaded. Remember that scene where Menchi screamed her head off at him? He enjoyed that so much. Aside from that, if you have boobs, he likes when they jiggle or bounce a lot. Also, you being submissive at all to him.

N=No

Pegging. He's willing to do anal on you but just doesn't feel comfortable receiving it.

O=Oral

He loves receiving oral, but he also likes giving you oral. The first time he did he was probably a little flustered or awkward, but after realizing how much you enjoy it and how much he makes you squirm, he started to feel a lot more confident about giving you oral. He gets very smug when he's giving you oral.

P=Pace

Depends on the mood. If he's bending you over the kitchen counter, he's probably going rough, same goes for if you're being a very bratty sub. If it's more of a romantic mood, he's more slow and sensual. He can go probably as fast or hard as you want.

Q=Quickie

He'd rather be able to take his time with you but if need be, for instance, you're being bratty or something, then he'd be fine with a quickie.

R=Risk

Risk as in trying new things, he's totally all for. Especially if you're the one to bring it up. Meanwhile risk as in contraception, all depends on you. He's totally fine using condoms or pulling out. But if you'd rather not use contraception, he's totally fine with that. I do see him wanting to share medical info like about STI's or getting tested though. Aside from that, he'll probably be more into his breeding kink if you don't wanna use contraceptives.

S=Stamina

He has a lot of stamina, probably a lot more than you. That makes it so he can overstimulate you really easily, especially if you've been a brat. Honestly, as much as I see him as maybe spanking you or being a bit sadistic with punishments, I also see him as going full pleasure dom if pain-related stuff doesn't work.

T=Toys

He doesn't own any or use any on himself. I see him being cool with you owning any, and using them on you. Might be a little surprised if he didn't know you had any before, but he gets over it.

U=Unfair

Depends again. If you've been bratty or you're getting a punishment he'll tease the hell out of you. That is if he's not going full pleasure dom. If the mood is more romantic or emotional in some way, he won't tease you at all. If you've been good, he might start to tease you like once or twice but he won't full-on tease you since you've been good.

V=Volume

Apart from communication and dirty talk, when y'all first start having sex he's pretty quiet, you might hear some quiet grunts but that's it. Turns out he thought he should be quiet because it would be hot or manly or something. But then you tell him that you actually think guys moaning and all that is hot. He starts moaning and all that a lot more with you after that. His moans are kind of loud sometimes.

W=Wild Card

He has a fantasy about doing mirror sex with you.

X=X-Ray

He's like 6 1/2 or 7 inches. Slightly above average girth. I don't know why but I get the feeling he has slightly larger balls than the average Joe. No idea why. He's also very clean.

Y=Yearning

His sex drive is kind of high, you'd never guess it though.

Z=ZzZ

Unless aftercare that day is just sleeping, he does aftercare with you before going to sleep. He won't wanna sleep until you're safe in his arms. If he's been on a mission for a while though and he's exhausted he might konk out right after. He'll feel kind of bad about it, but it doesn't happen very often.

HxH Random Headcanon Time

Hanzo is definitely a brat tamer, you can't convince me otherwise.

(Edit: I found a really funny screenshot of him so I'm using this instead👌 Also why tf is there only one gif of Hanzo from the anime?? Tf?)