Caroline, she/her. Adult but under 25. For some awful reason this is technically my main acc because it's the first one I made, but also I mostly just use it for reblogs. TERFs, racists, and p*dos/'maps' will die by my sword (her name is Slashley).
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So I Did A Tarot Card Reading Online Today For Fun, And I Did It Twice. The First Time, It Was Like Youre
So I did a tarot card reading online today for fun, and I did it twice. The first time, it was like “you’re gonna succeed! You’re gonna be great!” The other one pretty much said “lol you’re fucked”. No seriously, the “how it will end up” for reading 1 was strength; reading 2 was judgement. Also, “what’s going against you” for reading 2 was “the world”. Like, true. But harsh.
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tea drinkers: unlike you filthy disgusting creatures i only drink green chamomile peppermint raspberry lemon tea, which makes all my insides glow 10 times brighter and improve. i can feel my body get healthier by every drink i take of my delicious hot mug of TEA. youre absolutely disgusting and a waste of human potential
coffee drinker: hhhnng lov those beans
So my dad and I were talking about Nintendo and he was saying. “So super Mario 64...” but he pronounced it like “may-rio” like, dude, you grew up during the arcade era. You had all the original consoles, and yeah you’re too old for the 64, but still. What?? I don’t- So yeah, that’s a thing. I have a weird family.
A small child in an elf costume just ran by yelling “AAAHHHH” and jumping and same, honestly.
They wouldn’t need fake reviews. All they’d have to do is show a segment from one of our news channels.
What if aliens have never visited us because a rival planet has posted fake negative reviews of Earth on the Intergalactic Tripadvisor
I didn’t go all Reynolds pamphlet and humiliate myself for three notes, dammit!
Ok so I’m at a Fall Out Boy concert and I was trying to get to my seat. I was in the wrong row, so I tried to step over the chairs behind me to get to the right row. So I stepped into a chair, and the entire row of chairs came crashing down and in (they were folding chairs) and I fell of and kind of into the chair. Everyone was staring, and I figured I might as well post this before someone else does. Can’t wait for my tumblr infamy and my stupidity immortalized.