Regulus: Excuse Me, Can I Make An Announcement? I Cant Find My Child.

Regulus: excuse me, can I make an announcement? I can’t find my child.

Guy working for store: sure.

Regulus: JAMES, YOU FUCKING CHILD STOP LOOKING AT THE LEGOS AND COME FIND ME. YOU HAVE A DENTIST APPOINTMENT.

James in distance: whyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Regulus: DONT MAKE ME CALL REMUS.

James: FINE! DONT CALL REMUS!

This pun is hilarious, but Victor Frankenstein would absolutely not fucking say that.

please

“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?

if you think barty crouch jr is dumb dni

— 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐱

— 𝐟𝐢𝐜 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐬 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐨𝟑

𝙄 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙨!

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