Kinda Wanna Be Fed A Full Can Of Baked Beans Washed Down With Cream Before Being Taken To A Fast Food

kinda wanna be fed a full can of baked beans washed down with cream before being taken to a fast food restaurant to be stuffed

i’ll already have squirming, aching, bloated insides by the time you have me waddled into the restaurant, and my forehead will be tinged with sweat from the combination of being so heavy, and the growing gas bubbles inside me.

my feeder sits me down at a table - i don’t fit in the booths, the metal chairs barely hold up under my weight, and my wide rear spills over each side, but it’s a place to rest and rub my angry belly.

soon my feeder is back with two laden trays, and i greedily stuff fries in my mouth with sausage fingers despite the ache in my gut. handfuls go down, and i’ve finished one flimsy cardboard container before i reach for a burger. the first greasy bite has been stuffed down my gullet and i belch through the mouthful as a college-age girl from a few tables over gives me a dirty look.

i eagerly chew another oversized bite of the burger in my chipmunk cheeks as the surprise gas works its way down and out of me in a purring, short toot.

“excuse me,” i manage, mouth full, but the last word is drowned out by a louder, building groan of a fart works its way out of my enormous ass, echoing loudly off the vinyl seat.

“oh, good piggy,” my feeder grins, leaning in. “i bet that felt really good, didn’t it, baby?” i nod eagerly as they pick up the burger and push it toward my eager mouth. “the less gas you have in that tummy, the more room for calories. and we want calories, don’t we piggy?” i confirm by pushing out a purring fart. i can’t bring myself to care about the other disgusted diners and staff, it just feels too good.

i want to fart so loud and so much that you have to turn up the tv to hear our movie over the groaning of my ass

Heyy, 💨 here (this is the same gal from like the billion other asks)! Omg I remembered a little gassy incident I had a while ago that is even turning me on thinking about it and I thought I’d share, judging by how much you seem to love me talking about my farts and my love for them.

Anyways, so I went with some friends to the movies a while ago, and we got pizza before it as well as ice cream (I don’t know if you remember but I’m very lactose intolerant, but I drink/eat it anyways because I love how gassy it makes me and the farts that come with it ☺️) anyways, so we’re walking to the movie theaters after our meal and my stomach is already bubbling like crazy. And my god was I turned on, I did hide it tho.

So while we’re walking I let out a few and holy shit were these good. They were super wet and bubbly and almost sounded like they were boiling, and felt really warm and kinda spicy. Anyways, no one noticed luckily most likely because of the skin tight jeans I was wearing that hugged my ass and kinda muted the sound. So we get to the theater and I feel a brigade of farts pushing up against my asshole, and now I’m kinda worried because judging from how sour and eggy those last farts were, I knew it was only gonna get worse. So I hold it in and the second we get into the movie theater (which was packed) and get to our seats, I’m already squirming in my seat trying to hold this gas in. I was only able to hold it for about 5 minutes before I ripped this absolute MONSTER of a fart. And at the time I was embarrassed but thinking about it from what I remember turned me the fuck on. It was super bassy, very wet to the point where it sounded like it was literally just liquid shit that was boiling, and my god was it loud. The second this thing finishes and I look around, people are staring and I wanted to DIE. I could hear people around me gagging, and my friends laughing their asses off, while I, am sitting, turned on and embarrassed. So I run to the bathroom and when I pulled down my pants and sat down it was really bad diarrhea. Like BAD. And when I looked at the damage in my panties, it was super messy in there and I had a small wet stain on my jeans. And once I finished, I sniffed my underwear, satisfied my fetish, and went back to watch the movie. I did fart like 7 other times and had to go to the bathroom at lease 2 times after that, but my god was that fucking amazing. Anyways, as always have an amazing day, and I have WAY more fart stories if you want them. 🤭

also, your last ask response to the other anon talking about farting in public had me horny as hell girl. Love ya!

my gosh that’s soooooo hot. I totally would’ve comforted you, rubbed your belly to have helped you push it out. Then follow you to the bathroom 🤭

I love the bassy ones like they’re so hotttttt. I can just imagine the looks and stares you got from that monster of a fart. That’s so hot. I’m curious did anyone notice the wet stain in your jeans? How big was it?

Anyway you’re so hot and totally my tumblr crush

Me and my friend were playing Mario Kart because we were bored and they said, “Whoever wins gets to do whatever they want to the other person” and of course I agreed because I just had deviled eggs and I was so gassy. I won so I sat on her face and farted on her for a long time, ooo baby I loved the way she squirmed under my ass gagging because of how bad my gas was. After 30 minutes she gave up, so I removed my pants, and farted on her with only my underwear on. I was eating these cheese Pringles while sitting on her and ughhh it just made it worse, I love being lactose intolerant. I made her sniff my ass and rub my stomach while I gassed her pretty little face ugh it felt so fckn good. Mmm my farts were so wet and bubbly her poor little nose just couldn’t contain it.

i swear a friend of mine has some aspect of this kink because she loves blowing up bathrooms, farting in front of people, etc in the name of it being funny. well, when i was home during christmas she visited my parent’s place for a couple days and ate some week-old fish that my father had left in the fridge. every last bite. she was okay overnight and on christmas morning, but around noon on christmas she started ripping these short, wet, loud poots. i caught her rubbing and patting her belly a couple times afterwards, too. she doesn’t really acknowledge them out loud anymore, more just a habit, but MAN were they bad. throughout the day, i secretly thought it was really hot that they got louder and longer 😵‍💫 we got in the car to go to a party for a few hours in the evening and even though the ride was only a few minutes, she was farting like crazy. it was just the two of us in the car and she had one window down, but i still got to smell it thankfully. the smell had gotten worse too, going from eggy that morning to rancid by the evening. she’s got an appetite, too. she ate a bunch of ribs and mashed potatoes leftovers for lunch, so she was visibly bloated and gassy. she had a bunch of snacks and drinks at the party. we tend to stick to each other in social events, and she was definitely venting some gas at points, usually when we were somewhat alone. after we got back to my parents place, she used the bathroom. the bathroom is right next to my bedroom and i heard a bunch of splattering sharts and liquid shit hitting the bowl. We both slept in my childhood room, in my bed, and she fell asleep pretty quick. it took me a while to doze off, partially because she was letting out these gross angry little toots under the covers every now and then. i wanted to scoot closer to her so badly but i just enjoyed the smell and the sound of her belly letting all that nasty gas out ❤️

jesus she sounds like an utter delight 🥴 it's hard to pick a favourite part when every detail is just so good - anyone being shamelessly gassy is so damn hot to me, and the fact she was clearly dealing with the effects from that fish all day while you were right next to her 👀 and hearing her rip ass at the party too hhhhh like I wouldn't be able to keep from blushing through all that 😵‍💫

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A loud trumpet blast hits your face, an eggy smell making its way up your nose. A bet, it was a dumb bet that I didn’t think I could lose but here I am. A few inches from Brett’s bubble butt constantly blasting my face. Singeing my nose hair and blowing back my hair. Fogging up my glasses only for the spray of sweat glistening down his cheeks clearing the fog.

“Alright boys here comes another one” Brett says to his gaming buds on the mic.

Ppprrrttt

“Oh that one was smaller than I thought. Lucky y… “ A loud gurgle interrupted a Brett as a devilish grin grew on his face. You couldn’t see his face but you were shaking in fear of what was to come. “Guess your luck has just run out. Listen to this one boys” Brett says. The smell hitting you before you even hear the blast begin.

First it was dry and loud, akin to an orchestra loud and overpowering. A horrid smell but nothing you’re not already used to. After a two minute uproar it was still going strong but got quoted and wetter spraying your face with sweat. The air quality only getting worse as the smell of a barn begins sweeping throughout the room.

“You bro it sounds sick. Be happy y’all aren’t here!” Brett says laughing with each breath.

At minute five you thought it was over quiet apart from Brett’s laughter and then a sight of relief broke his laughter. A vile smell the worst thing you’ve ever smelled entered your nose. You kept gagging not being able to breathe until everything went dark. Brett still ripping for another minute before realizing he couldn’t feel your breath hitting his cheeks anymore.

“Oh look like he passed out. Well that doesn’t mean I stop”