Dick: Hey Jay- Wait Um Is That Your Death Certificate As Your Computer Background.

Dick: Hey Jay- wait… um… is that your death certificate as your computer background.

Jason: Yea, wait it gets better.

Jason: *flips to next background to a picture of him crouching next to his headstone*

I'll take a tank

would you like a nice glass of

Someone finally said it 😌😌

imagine having the audacity to put. x reader only to write

“as he squeezed your pale skin, you thought about how vibrant visible to blueish purple marks would be the next day”

or even better

“you flushed deep red, as if you were a stop light.”

😐 i’m soooooo tired y’all

write what you want ofc, just stop pretending like you are writing for everyone🫶🏾 be upfront abt it my lord

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goo smut?

a/n: I love this silly bastard so muchhhhhhh!!!!!

Warning : smut (expect a lot)

You've been through a lot of unpredictable things in you life with your boyfriend Goo but this takes the cake.

"wow princess looks like I can pull a few more outta ya~" as you came again for the nth time on your boyfriend's fingers, goo was knuckle deep into your sopping cunt pulling orgasm after orgasm out of you, legs propped up in front of the full body mirror in your shared bedroom.

"g-goo it's ahhh~" he's fingers pressed against that mushy spot that makes your toes curl, "that's not my name princess how many times do I have to tell you" his fingers sped up abusing that spongy spot making your vision blurry and tears slipping from your eyes "or have I fingered you to the point of stupidity hmmm?" you could only respond in whines and whimpers as you felt yourself nearing another mind blowing climax but something felt off about this, you had the urge to pee before you could warn him, your orgasm ripped through your body splashing all over yours and his thighs, soaking into the towel placed on the floor and splashing unto the mirror.

Goo slipped his fingers out of your abused cunt and licked them clean while holding eye contact with you through the mirror, while you were still desperately trying to catch your breath he held onto your chin with his fingers turning your face towards him and kissing you desperately "holy shit princess didn't know you could do that" he said as he pulled away a string if saliva connecting you two together, in a swift motion you were flipped unto your back legs propped up to your shoulders, you realized in a fuzzy state you were being folded into a mating press, goo lined himself up to your entrance, Smiling mischievously "I need to see you do that on my cock baby~"