Odysseus: If I Dont Return From Troy, I Want You To Move On And Be Happypenelope: Ok, Ill Be Sure To

odysseus: if i don’t return from troy, i want you to move on and be happy penelope: ok, i’ll be sure to find a handsome replacement husband odysseus: what the fuck. obviously if you do that i will murder him when i get back

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

I love the Leo and Hueso dynamic Hueso cares for Leo so much ;-;

Announcing who will be running as vice president alongside TSAU!Mikey in the @tmnt-multiverse-election and it's.....

T-T-TSAU!Donnie!?

You know when you were a kid and you were doing A Thing and it's all fun and games until your parents forces you to let your sibling join even though you really don't want to? ....yeah....

Basically, Draxum and Splinter have managed to finally agree on something and it's that Donnie and Mikey need to get along better and in their infinite wisdow figures making them compete for the throne of the multiverse together will teach them teamwork or something. So here we are.

And some of you might think - "hey, isn't having two people who are complete opposites in every way imaginable, which includes having completely opposing views on how the multiverse should be ruled, is mayhaps perhaps perchance not a very good idea??" - and if you think that then you are.... right! Like, objectively, this is a horrible idea do not vote for these two, literally the worst idea imaginable!!!

(And NO Donnie is DEFINITELY not plotting to undermine Mikey's authority so that he'll eventually get the chance to organize a coup against him and steal his role as presidential candidate away from him what are you talking about???)