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its the no notes ghoast

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

why do you like dogs that maul and kill people at alarming rates

im just fucked up i guess

here is something blessed (baby damascus goat), something cursed (adult damascus goat), and my ko-fi!

Nintendo’s internal writing guidelines stipulate that there are no individual Toads. They can have titles, jobs and costumes, but not personal names or distinct personalities; they’re effectively a species consisting of a single person, whose members can interchangeably be assigned to particular roles.

In light of this rule, the existence of Toadette implies that in the Mushroom Kingdom, “girl” is not a gender, but a profession.

she keep me worm

i love that this post is somehow going around again because i made AND deleted it in literally 2012

I love Josh’s anti-classism so much. I grew up in a single parent household that didn’t have time/the ability to cook. I taught myself as an adult and ended up loving it. I cook with this stuff a lot. Shit, the RealLemon juice ends up in a lot of my cocktails. Sure, I like fancy ingredients when I can afford them and I have things I get picky about using - but I have bad hands, mincing garlic is painful as fuck. There’s a lot to be said for knowing how to work with what you have. Don’t shame people for trying, don’t shame people for feeding their families things that they enjoy.

I love this

new proposition: instead of going back to using ‘lemon’ again, let’s use a different fruit this time

I’m thinking… Apple

please remember to tag all your naughty posts with ‘Apple’ from now on

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

oh wow i heart u all actually

2021 lasted 5 seconds and those 5 seconds lasted 20 years that felt like only a few months i hope that clears things up

happy Thursday the 20th

Tumblr University

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ID

DORMS!!!!!

The Who/Sherlock dorms

Harry Potter/Narnia/LOTR Dorms

Pirates/History dorms

disney/disney princess dorms(you can put more posters,etc)

Directioner dorms(but put more ireland flags and more pics of the boys)

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.