Small Town Murder Mystery Where It Eventually Turns Out That Literally Everyone In Town Is A Member Of

Small town murder mystery where it eventually turns out that literally everyone in town is a member of some secret society or sinister cult – except it's not one big secret society, it's a bunch of little ones, ranging from as many as a couple dozen members to as few as three. Each secret society is aware of their own immediate allies and rivals, but none of them have the complete picture of how extensive the town's secret society problem is, nor do they know that every single resident is a member of at least one. Some residents are members of multiple secret societies. Some residents are unwittingly members of multiple secret societies, having mistakenly concluded that Secret Society A is Secret Society B's hidden inner circle, when in fact they're unrelated. There's at least one pair of secret societies whose leaders each believe that the other is a false front that they set up to distract their enemies. This goes on for five seasons.

A slightly less glorious take on the Emperor of Mankind

PLEASE GO VIRAL PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

NOOOOO DON'T TURN ME INTO A CAKE!!!