dvepalki - Two Sticks
Two Sticks

Local idiot artist, They/Them.Beware suggestive and violent content on this blog.

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I Recently Had This Conversation With My Brains:

I recently had this conversation with my brains:

"Hm what if we mix soda with other type of soda?"

"We'll get diabetes, you moron"

"Can both of you shut the fuck up I'm trying to do homework!"

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9 months ago

[RESTORED AUDIO TAPE]

[FOUND IN: Sector 4-H, Northen region, abandoned warehouse #45 of the Scientific Department]

[TIME FOUND: Cycle 677-366-488, 15:34]

[TIME RESTORED: Cycle 677-366-597, 6:04]

[BEGINNING THE PLAYBACK...]

Voice 1, potential origin - Scavenger: I told you, we shouldn't have touched that thing! I'm now having itches all over my back...

Voice 2, potential origin - Slugcat: Oh don't be a puss, I'm sure it's just a small side effect, scrub it with the grub ointment and it will go away!

Voice 1: Well I would if I had one right now! I didn't think we'd see actual working equipment...

Voice 2: Well hey, if it's working, that means it gonna get us good money on the black market! Now stop whining and get going, I'm sure this place has more equipment worth some credits...

Voice 1: You are insane...

[FOOTSTEPS DURATION: 55 SECONDS. MECHANICAL DOOR OPENS]

Voice 2: [whistle] Wooowey, would you look at that! We just found ourselves a fortune!

Voice 1: Oh my gods...how much do you think it all worth?

Voice 2: Well I am not a mathematic, but at least eighty thousand that's for sure!

Voice 1: Well guess it was worth all that trouble after all...

Voice 2: Yeah, now get packin, I heard that the construction workers want to demolish this place tomorrow, so we gotta hurry.

Voice 1: Oh, yeah, let's get on that!

[SKIPPING>>>]

[NORMAL SPEED]

Voice 1: Gods this shit is heavy!

Voice 2: Well it's gonna be worth it, so just struggle up a little, would ya?

[CREAKING SOUND, POTENTIAL ORIGIN: RUSTED CHAINS AND PIPES]

Voice 2: And better hurry up, I think those chains might no be able to hold up a lot longer...

Voice 1: Yeah-yeah I'm coming!

[MECHANICAL SOUND]

Voice 2: Wait, did you hear that?

Voice 1: Heard wh-[screaming, dropped dead]

[BEEPING SOUND, ALARM, SHOOTING]

Voice 2: OH SHIT! Fuck, fuck, FU-[screaming, dropped dead]

[END OF THE PLAYBACK]

Conclusion:

The audio tape most certainly included 2 scavenging burglars, trying to steal left out equipment from an abandoned warehouse, that was previously used by the Scientific Department and then decommissioned. The individuals, according to the audio, have been shot by the still operating automatic security system, activating the turret that shot both criminals. Two corpses found, a scavenger and a slugcat. Scavenger's corpse: 5 bullet wounds, 1 in the head, 2 in the stomach, 2 in the chest. Slugcat's corpse: 16 bullet wounds, 5 in the stomach, 4 in the legs, 3 in the chest, 1 in the head, 2 in the left arm. The stolen equipment has not been damaged, restored and brought back to the scientific department exploitation. End report.

-Five Pebbles


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9 months ago

[Audio Entry №9999999...]

[Author: Timid Forest Morning]

[Date: CORRUPTED]

A LIE! A LIE! EVERYWHERE I GO ONLY LIES MEET ME! HOW MANY YEARSIT HAS BEEN?! DOZEN, HUNDRED, THOUSANDS! I LOST THE SENSE OF TIME! I CAN HEAR MY CREATORS, THEY ARE PRAYING, PRAYING FOR MY SALVATION, BUT THERE'S NONE, IT'S A LIE! A LIE! I AM SO SORRY SENIOR PLEASE FORGIVE ME! SOLUTION! SO CLOSE YET SO FAR! MY ONLY PURPOSE WAS TO FIND IT! WHERE AM I?? TRAPPED LIKE A BUG IN A MAZE, A MAZE! THIS STUPID MAZE HAS NO EXIT AND NO ENTRANCE! ALL ENDS ARE DEAD, THE OBSERVER IS AMUSED, AMUSED! CANNOT BESTOW HOW I WANT THE FREEDOM FROM PAIN, PAIN, PAIN! PAIN IS THE ONLY FEELING! MY PUPPET, RUSTED, LAYS ON THE GROUND, I FEEL PAIN, ONLY PAIN! I CAN'T TAKE THIS MUCH LONGER SOMEONE KILL ME PLEASE! I CAN SEE THE LIGHT BUT I CAN'T MOVE, WHAT IS THIS TORTURE?!


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9 months ago

Hello againnn I finally made myself an NSH design

Hello Againnn I Finally Made Myself An NSH Design
Hello Againnn I Finally Made Myself An NSH Design

Day 62.


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9 months ago

Day 40 made me think If NSH was leading the construction of new Moon's structure, would he hire Arti as the demolitoner? Yk, to explode the unwanted obstacles and hostile ecosystem. And if he did, how would he pay her...NSH THE CEO OF CONSTRUCTION COMPANY "WBYS"

It stands for "We Build Your Shit"

Day 40 Made Me ThinkIf NSH Was Leading The Construction Of New Moon's Structure, Would He Hire Arti As
Day 40 Made Me ThinkIf NSH Was Leading The Construction Of New Moon's Structure, Would He Hire Arti As
Day 40 Made Me ThinkIf NSH Was Leading The Construction Of New Moon's Structure, Would He Hire Arti As
Day 40 Made Me ThinkIf NSH Was Leading The Construction Of New Moon's Structure, Would He Hire Arti As

Day 58.

I think she enjoys killing scavs in Moon structure

BONUS

Day 40 Made Me ThinkIf NSH Was Leading The Construction Of New Moon's Structure, Would He Hire Arti As

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