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gentle hands

He's saying what we've all been thinking
Highkey one of the funniest parts of Gravity Falls is how obnoxiously close they come to revealing Ford’s existence in the early seasons but never do out of just. Cosmic levels of dumb luck
Episode 1 Stan nearly catches Dipper with the journal and it’s passed off as a gag about Gold Chains for Old Men magazine. In Time Travellers Pig they go back to the Shack 30 years in the past and miss Ford opening the door on them by literal seconds. In bottomless pit Mabel gives him a set of truth teeth that make him incapable of lying and he tells the twins TO THEIR FACES that he regularly commits massive tax fraud and if they had asked him to elaborate he would’ve told them who he was impersonating. In one of the shorts Dipper and Soos find a sentient omniscient mailbox that will answer any question in the universe, and right before they can ask it who wrote the journals Mabel shows it a video of herself snorting gummy worms and it kills itself out of disgust. The entirety of Dreamscaperers is them delving into the depths of Stan’s psyche, going through his memories, all while fighting his brother’s ex-boyfriend and it somehow just. Doesn’t come up. Bill never mentions him. Their grandpa Shermie never said anything. Their parents never said anything. Either the universe was conspiring to cover it up or they are genuinely all that oblivious





















continuation from this post :)
Dream: foolish human, my ears can hear things your brain cannot possibly perceive.
Hob: *sweats*
Horse Girl AU Master Post
just in case: my art tag | sideblog @toleima | ko-fi

Everything else under the cut. I will be updating this constantly.
Horse Girl AU (HGAU)! In which Hob busts a wild and abused centaur by the name of Dream out of the circus and attempts to earn that horse's trust. This is difficult since Dream hates humans and wants nothing to do with them. The two go on an adventure.

I post the comics in somewhat chronological order. On occasion I will jump back to add a new beat or scene I wasn't motivated to do at the time so this master post is nice for me to flesh out previous scenes or moments while still letting everyone read things sequentially. ENJOY!
PSA: longer comics are best viewed on desktop so they can be clicked through like an animatic.
Miscellaneous comics
Height chart
A guide to centaur ears
Satellite dishes
Horse Girl AU vs Centaur AU!
Apples ( This has a nebulous location in the AU timeline. It's the first comic I did of them and it helped me establish their character dynamic <3 )
Receipt
Spoil that horse
Spoon
In the Circus
Posters
Manticori
Jailbreak!
On the Run
Don't know I'm here
Rainfall
The barn
Broom system
Tarp
Warmth
Thank fuck he's eating
Horn
Knife system
Two hearts
One pair of lungs
Bray
Ears
Preferences
Dreams
Animal magnetism
Maintenance
Don't hurt yourself ( Brushing pt.1)
That's enough
Hasn't been brushed in awhile (Brushing pt.2)
Hot bath
Touch starved
Nightmares
Kick
Expectations
I don't understand
Herd
Neighbor
Convo
Fey
Morning
Dont make me regret this >:(
Gift
Uno Reverse
The Sheep
Had Fun?
Pouting
Night Visions
Stars
Don't Leave
Sweet tooth
Touch Starved Round 2
Sensitive
The Herd
Desire and Death
Foals
Destruction and more foal sketches
Despair!
The HGAU ask tag
I sometimes drop lore here and I tag it when I do.
Fanart inspired by the AU
I'm gonna fuck that horse by @fishfingersandscarves
Dream horn art by @teejaystumbles
Manticori by @cloudsofcondensation
Horse girl au nsfw by @teejaystumbles
Saddle by @yellobb
Dream Circus Poster by @rexwrendraws
Dream poster embroidery by @embroiderling
The Lamb by @embroiderling
The Centaur and the Phoenix (cw blood) by @dragonnan
Fragile by @embroiderling
Fics inspired by the AU
Old Town Road (AKA The "Hob is a Horse Girl" Fic) by @arialerendeair
Soft Hands by @delta-pavonis
Deep Seat by @delta-pavonis
Levade by @delta-pavonis
Lessons in Not Getting Caught with Your Trou Down by @sleepsonfutons
The Rope by @shadowpuppet-storyteller
All Wound Up by @seiya-starsniper
The Gift by @seiya-starsniper
A fic dedicated to Fucko's internal monologue during the whole ten-year trip would be funny ngl because it's mostly just "keep your hands to yourself Fuuko you got a man at home" as if it's not the same man










words by Marsad Aurangzeb
My working theory about Undead Unluck is that Tozuka sensei wanted to write a shoujo romance about two suicidal people with different outlooks in their depression but then they realized that shounen sells more and they said "ugh alright FINE" and proceeded to create one of the coolest power systems in modern manga history out of spite

Nervous Habit
So I’ve been thinking, and the reason I love Fuko and Andy’s relationship so much is that she made him softer and he made her so unhinged
Reunion when 😭😭😭
“ruin got defeated thanks to andy and fuuko attacking him with their combined soul-powered bullet” boring and wrong
“ruin got defeated by anfuu backshots” funny and real
Fuuko supporting her beautiful wife (4.6 billion year old nudist senior citizen)

“ruin got defeated thanks to andy and fuuko attacking him with their combined soul-powered bullet” boring and wrong
“ruin got defeated by anfuu backshots” funny and real




rapunzel is such an easy bit to play around with for undead unluck that i’m kinda surprised i haven’t seen anyone else do it yet

Roundtable Meeting

let’s make this a reoccurring thing. i think fuuko deserves it even.
My working theory about Undead Unluck is that Tozuka sensei wanted to write a shoujo romance about two suicidal people with different outlooks in their depression but then they realized that shounen sells more and they said "ugh alright FINE" and proceeded to create one of the coolest power systems in modern manga history out of spite
> stuck on the sun fending off the master rules completely by himself
> finally gets to come back to earth to see his wife after literally billions of years of waiting for her to come back
> reunites with his beloved wife in the place they first met
> first thing he does is hold her in his arms (& attack the guy trying to kill her)

where were you when anfuu invented romance?
andy and victhor inner dialogue










don't hate us, kim dokja 😥😥





Undead Unluck has no freaking business having such a cute couple dynamic with such an insane plot and wild character design.
Like, watching Fuuko's and Andy's relationship grow from Andy just teasing/wanting to use her, to him actively trying to make her fall for him to get the best death ever, to them just naturally starting to grow together as characters and just, respecting each other and actually learning to love the other, like, hurghhh!! Why is it so good??? Andy is literally insane yet he has a more mature and stable relationship with Fuuko than most other protagonists?!?
Also, the way the mangaka draws them constantly being physically so close is gonna kill me. Like, yeah, during the fights Fuuko's gotta play Koala to get her unluck on him, but there's rly no reason for the two of em to be all over each other out from battle (i mean, before they obviously start to like each other). I just keep thinking back on that one plane scene, where they literally have a whole plane for themselves, yet Fuuko naps in Andy's lap and cluthes his tie.
A man who looks like he smells of stale cigarette smoke should not be allowed to be adorable istg.


andy and victhor inner dialogue











Flirting