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The Shipwreck

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If All Heroes Named Themselves The Way Aoyama Did, We'd Have:

If all heroes named themselves the way Aoyama did, we'd have:

- Aizawa: Can't Stop being hot Erasing

- Mic: Can't Stop Yelling

- Joke: Can't Stop Laughing

- Nezu: Can't Stop Thinking

- YaoMomo: Can't Stop Creating

- Izuku: Can't Stop breaking bones Believing

- Baku: Can't Stop being an idiot Exploding

- Iida: Can't Stop Running

- Denki: Can't Stop Buzzing

- Kiri: Can't Stop being wholesome Hardening

- Hawks: Can't Stop Flying

- Snipe: Can't Stop Shooting hey, it's the cops

- Mineta: Can't Stop Graping

Bonus, from one of my kids:

- All Might: Can't Stop SMASHING

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Some of my friends do this and call me old because my birth year starts with a 1... :')

having friends notably older than you is fantastic actually, cause you can drop in a little mention of how old you would have been at the time of a story they tell and watch the existential crisis set in


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Okay, enough of y'all liked the last highly questionable thing that I posted, maybe you'll like this one, too. (It's not a full one-shot because the brain mush hasn't had time to properly percolate on it, but it might be eventually)

18+ - MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!!!

TW: references to grooming, dub-con, father x adopted daughter

So, imagine an AU where Rei's parents didn't basically sell her to Enji for a quirk marriage. He still needs an ice quirk user to bear his children to create what he envisions for Shoto in the canon AU. So he gets the bright idea to adopt an ice quirk user out of an orphanage. He does it to seem like Mr. Charitable, and he treats the girl well... Maybe a little too well.

He buys her gifts, and she gets anything she wants, as long as she does easy chores/tasks. He's one of the top heroes, so he's got money. She also gets hugs, kisses on the cheek, headpats, they watch movies and things together, and he holds her hand when they go anywhere... To the world, he just seems like a good dad, one that even All Might respects.

At first (we'll say she's between 8 and 11, so still kind of impressionable), her tasks are easy things like keeping her room clean, doing her homework, doing well in school, keeping up with her hygiene (hair, teeth, bathing, etc)...

Then as she ages, harder tasks are added on. Learning to help cook, going to social events with him as his favorite charity project little girl, doing the dishes on her own, etc.

When she reaches puberty, she starts cooking dinners, doing most of the household chores, and joining clubs and things at school (like honors societies and volunteer organizations).

The only interesting thing about that is that he decides to opt her out of sex ed, saying he'll take care of it. The school sees no problem with this, as he's Endeavor, the Number 2 hero. Why would they suspect him of nefarious intentions... right?

So he teaches her at home. He distorts it into something he can use. He's waited years for this, and he's ready. So along with the gifts he usually gives and the things he usually treats her to, he starts expanding his affection. Longer hugs. Kisses on the lips. Cuddle time when they watch things together.

Eventually (as in, once she's 18), he gets bold enough to give her an "extra special reward for being such a good daughter" to him. He's the one who taught her about sex-ed, so she only knows what he taught her. She knows to stay away from boys at school, but she doesn't know exactly why. She doesn't know about her own reproductive system other than her period.

So he takes her to his room to cuddle in his bed. It's nothing they haven't done before, at first. They spend a bit of time talking until he feels it's a good time to show her the "reward." And as he takes her, he says,

"I do this because I love you so much."

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I hope you enjoyed this. Let me know what you think.


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