Part Two Who Are You Letting Do Your Top Surgery

Part two who are you letting do your top surgery

(YES I know Wilson is a ‘scientist’ and Loboto is a dentist but it was really fucking funny to imagine them. To be fair Wilson probably gave himself top surgery idk. Doc and Medic can undo death but they’re not licensed medical professionals. Don’t pretend Medic wouldn’t put something weird in you.)

Spoilers for the new TPOH page!

so okay the mirrors all come crashing down on RGB, rip to his suit

but! what’s that? a single shard in the foreground reflecting him?

IS THAT HIS NECK?

We are trying out a new style chat, what do we think

Under the mistletoe

Hank: No lips, so they won't kiss you. You can kiss them on their jaw or teeth though. Will expect it anytime either of you walk under it.

Doc: Grumbles about it, but will take his mask off and kiss your cheek. Nothing more. He won't do it again.

Deimos: Yes please, he'll go full on pulling you into a romantic dip and all. He's going to try push his tongue in your mouth. He will be camping under it for you or San to walk under it again.

Sanford: Intense blushing, but will give you a chaste kiss on the lips. PDA isn't his strongest suit. He will do it again if you or Dei are under it.

Tricky: He's gonna shove his tongue in your throat 100% He's gonna stand there all night and demand another kiss when you're in the room.

Hofnarr: A polite yet sweet kiss, bright pink cheeks all the while. He'll happily do it again.

Jeb: He'll roll his eyes but there's a playfulness to it. He'll kiss your hand, forehead, or cheek. Might do it one or two more times, but no more.

Crackpot: No kiss. The mask stays ON.

Sheriff: please please please (he's down bad) He'll kiss you as many times as you'll let him.

Auditor: No. He'll burn the damn thing.

Torture: Your face is tiny compared to his lips, you're gonna be covered in slobber if you try.

Phobos: A piece of greenery telling a God what to do?? Pathetic. He didn't say you could leave, come back here and kiss your God, mortal.

Chopper Dave: Orite love, why not eh? Tis the season. He tastes strongly of whiskey.

Q Bert: Aye go on then, but only once, alright?

Bossman: Why? He will once, but he'll keep asking why.

Skinner: Of course! As many kisses for his favourite little patient.

Church: Bet you did this on purpose, didn't you? He's going to keep you under the mistletoe all night.

Jorge: Of course you did it on purpose. These two are going to fight over you, both jealous when you kiss the other.

Gestalt: What.

(Feel free to comment anyone I missed/you want added and I'll add em.)

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