*Later On*

*Later on*

Warriors: Lesson 1 on how to talk to people you country bumpkin, don’t call random strangers ‘darling’, ‘sweetheart’, or goddess forbid, ‘sweet thing’

Twilight: I don’t understand why I can’t use ‘darling’ but who calls strangers ‘sweet thing’?

Warriors: Men in my battalion. Most of them got slapped.

Twilight: Only most?

Having ADHD is both a blessing and a curse, currently right now it’s a bit of a blessing.

I remembered this art that showed a fake fairy or maybe a mimic fairy? They were called something but I can’t remember. Maybe bibbles?

You know how fairies are little ladies with wings until you’re far away and then they’re balls of light with wings? These fake fairies looked like balls with wings and sharp teeth. The art also showed Legend being chased and bitten by them. If anyone knows what I am talking about, please tell me so I can credit this person.

Anyways, I was thinking about this art, and it got me thinking. I’m pretty sure a lot of us headcanon that Warriors is such a dad to both Mask, Tune, maybe Skull Kid and Tetra, and most definitely to his fairies.

I also headcanon that Warriors is mostly okay with Legend calling him ‘pretty boy’. As long as the boy is joking, the moment he has a serious or hurtful tone then everything changes. Everyone else that knows Warriors on the other hand does not like that nickname.

Warriors’ Epona has kicked him multiple times for saying that nickname within her hearing range. Wind and Time have pranked him so many times that he’s gotten slightly paranoid. Or rather, he’s gotten more paranoid than usual. Ravio tried to lectured him on calling Warriors that name but a portal took him before he could start. Fi has been playing noises that for some reason, only Legend can hear. She doesn’t do it often, just enough that he think he’s going slightly mad.

And to top it all off there are times were, even though they are not in Wild’s or Wind’s time, a heavy durian or a large coconut would land directly on his head.

Now what would happen if he called Warriors ‘pretty boy’ in front of his fairies? 

“Release the bibbles!” A chorus of fairies screamed.

“OUCH! SON OF A BITCH! STOP BITING YOU PIECES OF SHIT!”

Valued Tumblr artist walrus-tusk-615bc, we NEED that picture of baby Rauru tripping over his own ears, for the sake of humanity

He reached for forgy

I wonder what would happen if the Chain had not only Twilight’s Epona but also Warriors’ Epona? I mean, I know I haven’t finished Hyrule Warriors yet but I can imagine that a war horse of Epona’s size would be slightly terrifying to enemies. I definitely imagine Epona crushing enemies and traitors alike underneath her hooves and probably enjoying it when it was traitors that tried to hurt Warriors. It also helps that Epona is most likely a small Shire horse which is one of the tallest horse breeds.

I can also imagine Warriors spoiling her to high heaven after battles were done. Like once the battle was over and they were safe, Warriors starts pampering her. If he wasn’t injured himself, he would clean the blood and guts off of her and make sure she is ready for next battle. Gives her extra treats when he can. Plus other things that horse owners do because I don’t own a horse.

After the war, I’m sure Warriors started spoiling her even more. That girl is spoiled but not afraid of kicking anyone who deserves it. Snotty nobles? Deserve it. Women and men who were told no? Totally deserved it. Cia? Definitely deserved it and probably more. Legend? OK maybe she shouldn’t have kicked him but she doesn’t like the ‘pretty boy’ nickname and comments.

All and all? I need more war horse Epona!

Blitzo never saw Fizz crawling towards him during the fire.

(I could be completely wrong but hey it’s a theory.)

Now hear me out. In the lastest episode, we see some of Blitzo’s past, how he got his scar, how Fizz got his prosthetic limbs, and about Blitzo and Barbie’s mother’s death.

When we see Blitzo’s POV during the fire, we see his eye and the side of his face getting damaged due to the blast of fireworks going off then him running towards his mom’s tent, leaving Fizz behind. In Fizz’s POV, we see Fizz on the ground after being burned very badly by the blast and reaching out Blitzo for help only for Blitzo run away, Fizz unaware of Blitzo’s mom’s tent being on fire.

Blitzo says he was trying to get help but I think he meant like in general. There’s a fire going on around him, of course he trying to get someone, anyone, to help put out the fire he accidentally caused.

My theory is that Blitzo never saw Fizz on the ground and reaching out to him. Why do I say that? When the blast happened, it not only damaged Blitzo’s eye and face but also possibly his hearing. At least temporarily. If Fizz was calling out for help, Blitzo couldn’t hearing him due to being deaf in a one ear and the chaos around him in the other ear. It also doesn’t help that Fizz was on Blitzo’s right side. The side the blast got him. Since Fizz was on that side, Blitzo couldn’t see him or hear him.

Blitzo never meant to leave Fizz behind. He just didn’t see him.

Honestly I did this post as a test. The fact you can find this without going to my blog like my LU Warriors headcanon post is infuriating.

I want to post my LU Warriors headcanons but the three times I try, they’re not showing up in the tag search. And I’d tagged them correctly. Is anyone else having this problem?

I might try again later but I hate that even though they’re tagged correctly, they’re not showing up.