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in this house we stan dionysus!

when you're reading smut and that middle aged man has a little too much stamina

Smiling friends kinda feels like if in the middle of a spongebob episode spongebob suddenly went like "hey Squidward do you like actually have a problem with me or what I mean I feel like every day I come into work and I do my best and try to lighten the mood a bit and you just treat me with this really sour attitude and I don't really appreciate it" and then patrick comes in and shoots both of them with a handgun

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

i see that i've carefully put that important document away in a completely unknown location

I don’t think anyone really realizes how close I am to being done and giving up.

Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed

when i was 12 i thought this was dope

yes my favorite type of fanfiction consists of characters getting tenderly cared for and comforted after a lifetime of being forced to suffer alone in silence, no this doesn't say anything about me

@demilypyro moment, Get Burger'd

INVISIBLE

https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/73834

researching parrying daggers as a fun little treat and i'm delighted by how much every single one of these things looks like it's designed to be as annoying as possible

I am fucking dying

Fallen rocks?

just invented something at dinner called soundboard storytime where i explain the plot of hamlet to my younger sister & her friend while our other sister punctuates every sentence with a choice sound bite from her phone

Oh my god where’s that one beach boys photo that looks like a hardcore show

son of a bitch when you spend money the money goes AWAy

the japanese “-ne?” particle and the british slang term “innit” serve the same function

making a collection

Got a new dice case ;o