HE HAS THAT BUZZ LIGHTYEAR CHIN

HE HAS THAT BUZZ LIGHTYEAR CHIN

HELPPPPPPPP WHAT DID I JS FIND IM LAUGHING MY ASS ABSOLUTELY THROUGH THE ROOF😭😭 YALL NEED TO STAND TF UP WHAT IS THIS, HIS CHIN IS SO LONG LMFAOOO

@imwetforyourmom

is anyone else a speak now girly

damon is js 🙏

guys i've been watching the vampire diaries again so.....😇😇 heh

this is all i'm gonna say

BEST FIC EVER STOP MARRY ME ILYSM

our song | m. sturniolo

𐙚 . . . pairing. bf!matt x fem!reader

𐙚 . . . genre. established relationship, typical bad boy x good girl plot, just some fluffy fluff

.ᐟ . . . content warnings. sneaking out, getting caught

your favorite thing in the world: late night drives with your person

“our song is the slamming screen door, sneakin' out late, tapping on your window.”

ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ vela’s message: based on this! i hope you like this one, @ayoitssummer & i’m sorry if it took so long ! anyway, this is the last requested fic i’ll be working on <3 i’ll still be writing but i won’t be accepting anymore reqs for the meantime :) happy reading, lovies <3

wc. 679

the stars shone brighter than anywhere else, or so it seemed. you're the perfect picture of a good girl with your straight-A report cards and perfectly ironed school uniforms. everyone knew and loved you. but little did they know, you had a secret.

matt, the town's charming bad boy, not mentioning your childhood friend turned lover, had been your best-kept secret for months. he was the complete opposite of you: wild, unpredictable, and free-spirited. and you are hopelessly in love with him.

one warm summer night, you sat on your bed, your heart racing with excitement. you glanced at the clock — 11:45 PM. matt would be waiting for you in fifteen minutes. you quietly slipped on your sneakers, grabbed your denim jacket, and tiptoed to the window.

you pushed it open and climbed out, careful not to make a sound. your feet hit the cool grass, and you sprinted across the yard to the back gate where matt was waiting, leaning casually against his motorcycle.

"hey, you," he whispered with a smile that made your heart skip a beat. "hey," you replied, smiling back.

you hopped on his bike, the engine purring softly as the twof you sped away into the night. the wind whipped through your hair as you held onto matt, the thrill of the night making you feel alive. you rode to the old oak tree on the hill, your favorite spot where you could see the entire town twinkling below.

matt spread out a blanket, and you lay down, looking up at the stars. he took your hand, his thumb tracing circles on your palm.

"i love nights like this," you whispered. "just us and the stars." matt turned to you, his eyes twinkling. "me too, baby. there's no place i'd rather be."

the both of you talked and laughed for hours, sharing dreams and secrets. matt played with your hair as you traced the constellations with your finger. it felt like you were the only two people in the world.

but as the clock struck midnight, you knew it was time to head back home. you made your way to your house, and matt kissed you softly before you climbed back up to your bedroom window. you felt like she was floating on air as you slipped back inside, hoping to get into bed before anyone noticed your absence.

however, your hopes were dashed when you turned around to find your mom sitting on the edge of your bed, arms crossed and a knowing look in her eyes.

"mom! i can explain," you stammered, heart pounding in your chest.

your mom raised an eyebrow. "with matt, isn't it?" your eyes widened in surprise. "you know?"

"yeah," she replied with a gentle smile. "i was just waiting for you to tell me."

your mind raced, trying to understand how your mom knew about your secret outings with matt. "how did you know?"

your mom sighed softly, a nostalgic glint in her eyes. "ever since you were kids, i knew that you'd be together eventually. and i've seen how he looks at you."

your curiosity piqued. "how does he look at me?"

your mom's smile widened, and she reached out to brush a strand of hair away from your face. "oh honey, like he never wants to look away."

your heart swelled with emotion. you had always felt something special between you and matt, but hearing your mom's words made it feel even more real.

"mom, i really care about him," you admitted, voice barely above a whisper.

your mom nodded, her eyes filled with understanding. "i know you do, sweetie. and i know matt has a good heart. i just don't like this sneaking out you do. if you want to go out, you can. just tell me and your dad."

you hugged your mom tightly, feeling a sense of relief and gratitude. "i promise."

as you lay in bed that night, you replayed the night's events. you thought about matt's smile, his touch, and the way he made you feel alive. you knew that no matter what happened, you and matt had something special, something that your mom had seen all along.

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© flouvela

now i want him to be my dad

dad!chris hcs/mini blurbs

- the most fun dad to ever exist. pillow fights? he started it. a house wide prank war? he plotted it’s beginning with your youngest secretly. water gun fights in the yard? he took the kids to the nearest target and bought the biggest, most ridiculous water guns he could find.

- literally lives to hear his kids laughing and happy. it breaks his heart to hear any of them cry or feel sad. of course, when they do have their moments of sadness, disappointment, and heartbreaks he is always there with warm hugs and comfort.

- biggest dad jokes out there. youre constantly rolling your eyes.

- builds the kids a treehouse. i said what i said. lowkey the hot handy dad.

- he stays your biggest hype man, and teaches your kids to hype you up too. “isnt mama so pretty?” “yes the pwettiest!!”

- always so proud of the mother you are. he sees your patience and love and care for his children and it literally puts stars in his eyes. he was in love with you before the kids came around, but now this poor man is down bad. youre his one and only forever and always.

- lives for parent drama you tell him about after the kids go to bed. “she said what to WHO at the kids drop off last saturday?! oh baby we gotta fight her,” “chris we are parents in our 30s we aint fighting nobody, not even that bitch.” “… you sure?? pretty sure i could take her husband, hes only like 5’5…”

- this man is so invested in the kids interests. your daughter is into sports? hes right there on the side lines at every game and every tournament with a cute sign and cheering loudly. your sons into art or theater? hes there at every show and recital, front row, beaming and so proud. as the kids get older he worries he’ll embarrass them, but he is so proud of his children and their talents and he makes sure they know that every day.

- tries to keep up with the cool words and sayings of the kids, but uses them completely wrong every time.

- has a hard time being stern with his kids, but can when necessary. but even when hes being stern, hes pretty chill about it, and just explains to the kids calmly and honestly why he’s saying no to something or correcting them.

- definitely goes to his mom and dad for advice a lot. he knows he was blessed with good parents and doesn’t shy away from asking for advice or tips. his ego has no place when it comes to being a dad, he just wants to be the best dad he can be.

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and as always, thanks for reading💞

all you are is mean. and a liar. and pathetic. and alone in life and mean 😋