@genuineformality You Can't Just Leave Me Hanging Like That. Tell Me More

@genuineformality you can't just leave me hanging like that. Tell me more

Kaz Brekker hasn't been to school since he was 9 or younger. But he canonically calculates the Crow Club's books in his head and is faster and more accurate than everyone else. So I can only assume the bastard of the barrel spent his spare change on math books and taught himself in between gang jobs.

Gen is so feral like imagine you wake up in the dead of night and your little cousin is like two inches in front of your face, and your attendants in the SAME ROOM are still asleep, and he just goes “hey, can I borrow some of your soldiers and also a chariot? Gonna go blow up the navy of the country next door”

Am I the only epic fan who doesnt really get the storyline? Like some of it makes sense but other times i see posts that are like oh that time when agcrolus tells polites it'll be okay breaks my heart because it parallels Odysseus' relationship with eurylochus in the scene on the beach and the bond that they have- and I'm over here like ?? What beach? Who is agcrolus? When did that happen? And even if I replay the song people are talking about explicitly, I still don't figure out what they're talking about. like I'll listen so closely and don't know who that character is or when that conversation is or anything. I'm completely lost

Also I made up the name agcrolus so that anyone reading this would also be as lost as I am, to make my point. I don't know if anyone will be confused by that but I want to clear that up

was recently having talks about saving up for a several-week vacation with my partner and he said something that i seriously cannot stop thinking about and i need to Ask The Audience

this is not cumulative, you must have spent over 14 calendar days outside of your hometown in one stretch to be able to hit Yes

i’ve never asked for this before but if you could rb for reach that’d be cool, this is a straight up potential worldview-shattering revelation right here and i need data if im gonna shatter my dang worldview

I know it's a common headcanon thay Zane texts extremely Proper with exact grammar which is good, but I also love the idea that he literally constantly looks up text slang and even goes so far as to periodically read academic papers written on how instant messaging effects language, like doing research to optimize his texting skills, and because of this. He is by far the most up-to-date trendy texter. He knows all the lingo and shorthand and absolutely no one expects that from him. He'll use acronyms of things he would never say in real life

please do look it up if you dont know the date bc there may be at least an approximate answer and otherwise the last option will completely dominate and this poll will be boring.

and dont be like 'but i cant sing'... just answer the earliest tune you know well enough that you COULD sing it

periods of western classical music provided only for reference