REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHY ON EARTH THEY CUT FLINT'S PORN PIGTAIL

REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHY ON EARTH THEY CUT FLINT'S PORN PIGTAIL

Problems Jorah lovers have to deal with

1. The most perfect otp is not canon 2. The endless friendzone joke 3. Not to know how to tag their otp dany x jorah because there STILL IS NO CLEAR NAME DAMn 4. Endless complainings from others how we dare to ship Dany with that ‘old man’ (btw shut up it’s fiction and it’s perfect) 5. Daily heart attacks when there’s a Jorah-in-his-armor-and-just-standing-in-his-awesome-sexy-way-photo 6. Just any photo of him.. 7. When you see a bear - Jorah feeeels 8. You try to say Khaleesi in the sexy way Jorah does and cry over his beautiful voice 9. You wanna rip out your heart because you can’t handle his desperate looks 10. You f*cking wanna kill Daario 11. You want to be Khaleesi to make things right (marry Jorah, travel to Westeros and kick Daario in the ass, oh and MARRY Jorah!) 12. You get Jorahs feels just because someone says normal things like ‘Oh, here he stands.’ or ‘Look, I brought you a gift’ and noone understands… 13. Your daily question while doing anything: why is Iain Glen so perfect? He is ruining my life and shit! 14. THE TERROR not to know if Jorah survives grayscale after surviving that fucking pits!

Love them.

Pirates And Tiaras Edition

Black Sails reimagined as a reality show- The Real Pirates Of Nassau

(please don`t delete the description :) )

* this *

Pleased to be in your company. Do you know why? 

Because you’re an  e a r n e r. Can I tell you what happens when I stand near an earner? 

My  p u s s y  gets  w e t.

In which case, I will go  f u c k   m y s e l f.

* true story *

Midway through “And Then There Were None”

This is the story of how a horrible racist murderer rapidly becomes the most tolerable person in the room. 

*nailed it*

James Flint: *thinking* I’m straight. Thomas Hamilton: Hi. James Flint: *thinking* So it turns out I’m not straight.