Part 3

Part 3

“You know, y/n is a very special person in my life. They found me, raised me, patiently taught me so many things…”

Kuni stared at the blue sky above him as he relaxed more under the giant tree of Windrise.

“They taught me about ‘good’ and ‘bad’, how to take care of myself and others…” he gently pat Bu napping away on his lap.

“Taught me how to handle emotions, how to deal with grief, manage anger, to open up…”

He continued,

“Everything, everything but one.”

…..

“They never taught me how to deal with this tingling feeling in my chest. It feels so strange…”

……….

“It’s as if I feel small around them. Am I scared of them? If I am then why do I want to be around them so much? Why so I want them to…”

“To..?”

“To h-hold me and….-“

“PFFT HAHAHAHA-“

“W-WHAT??” He managed to yell despite the embarrassment, his face was so red it looked like sunburn. Unfortunately because of that, Bu woke up. Realising they were being noisy, they quieted down a little.

“Sorry Bu, I didn’t mean to scream. Go back to sleep, Kay?” And so he did. Bu snuggled closer to Kuni, letting out a quiet “sqee” before dozing off again.

……….

“So Kuni…”

“Hm?”

“What I think you are experiencing is…”

“???”

“Love”

He was about to scream again but Venti shushed him in time, pointing at the blob on his lap. He nodded as Venti removed his hand and let him speak.

“You mean…love?”

“Yes”

“You sure it’s not some uh…something else? L-like something um..”

“Nope.”

“So…it’s like those novels?”

“wat”

“….”

“I um- *cough* uh…”

“Forget I asked”

“Gladly”

A very awkward silence danced among them as none of them felt brave enough to break it. Still, Kunikuzushi wanted to know more, so with one sharp inhale,

“If I’m in love with Y/n, then what should I do? Considering you’re the love expert of Mondstadt, any advice?”

“Of course of course! But for my advice so fine, won’t you invite me to dine?” Venti elbowed his arm with a smirk.

“Haha sure, Y/n will be delighted by your visit.” Kunikuzushi replied with a smile.

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“Thanks for visiting us Venti, but are you sure you don’t wanna stay over? It’s a little chilly tonight.” You stood by the door as Venti was about to leave. Yes Venti joined for supper but decided to leave earlier than usual.

“Ehe sweet Y/n, Don’t worry about me, I’ll be just fine! Take care everyone and thanks for the delicious meal!” Venti waved you, Kunikuzushi and your slime child goodbye as he began to turn around and leave. You couldn’t help but feel as if he winked at Kuni…did those two have something going on? Nah.

“Bye Venti, goodnight!”

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“Tip 1: Compliment them”

You stood by the sink, doing the dishes. Kunikuzushi saw this as a perfect opportunity. He shared a look look at Bu, who gave him a nod of confirmation. Then, with a deep breath made his way towards you. Leaning on the counter beside you, he went,

“Hey has anyone ever told you that y-your eyes are p-pretty?” bruh he stuttered. Without taking your eyes off the sink, you went,

“Aw thanks”

????

Expectation: *flushed y/n*

Reality: often disappointing

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“Tip 2: Leave them small gifts”

“Okay Bu, the first plan didn’t go as expected. Time to step things up a little.” Kunikuzushi said as he picked the most perfect Cecelia of his garden. Bu wasn’t paying attention though, he was busy playing with another plant in the backyard. Kunikuzushi approached him with the flower and crouched down to his level.

“Bu, my son, my child.”

“Squeak?”

“Can I trust you to deliver this flower?”

“Squeak!”

“I knew I could count on you :)” Kunikuzushi pat him with a bright smile. He then balanced the flower on his head, hoping it won’t fall off.

“Okay Bu, I want you to deliver this flower to Y/n. Please don’t drop it…”

“Squeak!”

And with that Bu entered the house.

Expectation: “Did Kuni give me this flower?” *flushed y/n*

Reality: Kunikuzushi entered the house after a while, expecting to see a lovestruck y/n. His dreams were brutally shattered as he saw you hugging Bu and giggling while kissing the top of his “head”.

“Aww Bu did you get this for me? You’re so sweet!”

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Imagine after some days of the events of pt 3 of kunis fic, reader gets abducted and observed on because readers from another world then scaramouche thought reader abandoned him then years later after that and so many years has passed (the 2 betrayals from his cutscene happened too in those years) reader sees kuni again but not as kuni, as balladeer/scaramouche and ofc scara snaps a lil at reader but nevertheless, they still get some touchy reunion (Im craving for angst :'D)

First of all,

Who hurt you? 😭

Why must you hurt me?

Why must you hurt the characters?

But seriously that’s a really good idea but I really don’t have my experience or strength to write that kind angst in a wholesome series. (I’m so sorry ;-;)

My dumbass also made reader too op to kidnap cuz how are they gonna get abducted when they can teleport anywhere at the snap of a finger-

HEY PAL LISTEN TO ME, IF ANY ISEKAI OR SAGAU SHIT HAPPENS TO YOU, DO NOT LOOSE CONTACT WITH US-

Bro what the fuck. WHAT the FUCK. I was playing genshin minding my business and Xingqiu was in his idle animation where he reads his little book. AND THIS BITCH PEEKED AT ME. TWICE. IM FUCKING TERRIFIED BECAUSE IT WAS SO SMOOTH (didn’t look like a glitch) AND ITS NOT APART OF HIS IDLE ANIMATION??? Deleting the game it was fun while it lasted/j🤗🤗

DOROTHY DOROTHY THIS IS NOT A DRILL THIS IS !!REAL!!

I WAS PULLING AN ALL NIGHTER OR GENSHIN AND IT KICKED ME OUT SAYING THERE WAS AN UPDATE

AND WHEN I WENT TO THE LAUNCH SCREEN

ITS A CHIBI SCARA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HE LOOKS SO HAPPY

SO JOLLY

SO SILLY

Awwww he's so cute i-

*holds gently*

Also why tf are you missing up on your precious sleep? *Pulls out slipper*

Go. Tf. To. Sleep. I'm not having my readers degrading their health.

I GOT THE CHILD

THE KID

THE PRECIOS

💖💓💝

IT WAS EARLY TOO

CONGRATULATIONS ON GETTING THE BABY 🥳🥳🥳

Okay but imagine a movie, with a ruthless villain. A dangerous man with high power hiding in the shadows, hidden from the world, plotting his next big scheme. He greets the hero and offers him a seat in a dark room with a little light coming from the lamp between them. The villains whole existence is intimidating, from his scarred face, to his suit. He smirks and sits across the table as the hero gulps and waits for his next move

Only to be confused when the villain whips out of of these bad boys.

"Want one?" He pushes the jar towards him as he proceeds to place one between his lips like a cigarette.

every time i eat one of these fucking things my soul goes away and i become a mafia boss smoking a fat fucking cigar pondering the next sap on my hit list