Imagine The Young Wolf And Crow Arm Wrestling In The Helm-

Imagine the Young Wolf and Crow arm wrestling in the helm-

Mfing Shaxx comes in and starts narrating it so loud that other people come in to see-

When Zavala gets there he is so confused at the ungodly amount of people there who have started cheering because the Young Wolf just added another tally on the board for games they bested Crow in-

IMAGINE ZAVALA GROUNDING BOTH YW AND CROW LMAO-

Me, petting a threadling: Aw little friend, nice friend!

Me, petting a hive worm: IT IS BITING MY FINGERS

WAIT IM A LITTLE LATE TO THE PARTY BUT OSIRIS IS ALIVE

HUGS FOR THE BIRD GRANDPA! HUGS FOR A THOUSAND YEARS!

Hmmm... Mmm...

*Taps Mic*

What. The. Fudge.

Lots of Destiny peeps have been saying what their Guardian put as their item in the ritual. What I wanna see, is some random mfer who put in a chicken toy, y'know the one where you squeeze it and it makes the loud high-pitched wheeze noise? Yeah, that, I wanna see someone do it. I wanna see the others look over in confusion at it. I wanna see Eris Morn's absolute look of just, "-_-"

I have no fear

Sees what Eido is putting together in the most recent lore tab

I HAVE ONE FEAR