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Purlhew With Chatty S/O

Purlhew with chatty S/O



Requested by: I forgot Warnings: None Readers Gender: Gender Neutral Fanfic Type: Headcanon Fanfic Genre: Fluff Word Count: 426

• A first when Purl-Hew first met you, you annoyed the hell out of him.
• You went on talking about 1010 and how you found out about them as your poster was getting signed by all the five boys.
• Purl-Hew just wanted to get it done and over with.
• He started not to like you cause of how you seemed like another toxic obsessed fan.
• And you would not. stop. TALKING.
• You were wearing merch and all, but more specifically Purl-Hew's merch.
• He found you cute, but the hate of your constant talking stopped him from thinking about that.
• Him not knowing, but whenever you were excited or liked talking about things you love you tend to do that.
• It wasn't because you wanted to torture him in anyway. That was just who you were.
• When you two started dating later on, it was a bit of a rough start, but things got better as the two of you talked it out and spent more time together.
• You two are total opposites in every way.
• Purl-Hew was a strong silent type, while you were the strong, talkative type.
• The longer Purl-Hew was around you, the more he loved you chatting away about anything.
• Your voice was so comforting and soothing to him.
• One time when you were talking about a show you recently binged watched, you saw Purl-Hew's eyes start to close as he got closer to you.
• You wondered if he was doing that cause he was bored and wanted to do something else just to be an asshole.
• "Why'd you stop talking? No one told you to stop."
• You heard Purl-Hew mumble under his breath, his body leaning against yours as his face laid in your neck.
• You smirked, moving a hand into his hair.
• He hummed against your touch as you felt him smile against your neck. It was rare for him to smile. How cute...
• "Anyway so..."
• As you continued to talk, at some point it didn't seem like Purl-Hew was listening anymore, so you nudged him.
• "Purl... Purl?"
• No response was heard from the robot. Only syncing breathes are heard as he pulled you down along with him holding you closer to him in his sleep.
• He mumbled something in his sleep, but you didn't pay no mind to it as you began to drift off as well with a smirk plastering your face.

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Dru Gru Romantic Headcanons



Requested by: Nobody Warnings: None Readers Gender: Gender Neutral Fanfic Type: Headcanons Fanfic Genre: Fluff Word Count: 869

A/N: I know Dru is a old man but gosh he's such a cutie I cant help but love this character- hear me out-

• Due to how Dru grew up with his father always reminding him of being a failure for every second of his life, he grew overly clingy to people who ever remotely liked him platonically or romantically. Was often left alone having no friends and all. He was homeschooled, so he did his own thing by himself as a kid since his father didn't allow anyone into the mansion without his say so. Let's just say his father was very distrusting with people, only person he could trust was Fritz.
• Dru is not really experienced in romance, but he does his best to learn how to be a perfect partner! Romantic encounters were always very rare for Dru, if you could even call them that… The so called few who were interested were only interested in money, you know, those type of toxic people. Those encounters still stick with Dru… often making him feel insecure and paranoid, since he gave his heart, mind, and soul to the people “interested” in him, seeing their interest in him as genuine.. He didn't read the room in time and got hurt in the end emotionally. Falls for people too quickly, an absolute hopeless romantic.
• Speaking of emotional, he's very emotional, more so then Gru who isn't really. Being emotional doesn't mean it's always a negative of course, but it definitely makes certain situations a bit more challenging for Dru.
• Persuading Dru romantically would be a challenge, since he's quite dense when it comes to love, and due to his past experiences with it as I explained - as friendly and sweet as he may seem, he keeps a lot of his true self tucked away, afraid of being hurt again, so I’ll be definitely a slow process before anything romantic would come about.
• Dru’s always down to be anyone's friend, but being romantically pursued or romantically seeking someone? Help the poor lad he doesn't know what to do or how to respond.
• Like he does with people he cares about, he also rubs his face against his lover…. way more often, and afterwards kisses. Continuous hugs, he’s needy and lonely. If his S/O isn't the physically affectionate type, well they better adapt. Dru’s a total cuddle bug. 100% his love language.
• Also gift giving too. He would go way overboard often. If he sees something his S/O likes he’ll look for anything else like it and buy it for them as a surprise. Always has treats he gives his S/O too making sure they're properly fed and loved. Being a gift giver Christmas and birthdays is his favourite times of the year.
• Dru started a tradition of dressing up as “evil” Santa and cause mischief around the neighbourhood for fun a week before Christmas. His nieces, mostly Edith, drag Dru’s S/O into their “festivities” causing mayham. Pretty innocent pranks and mischief.
• Dru may be considered a villan despite his villainous nature, but gosh he's so loving and protective. Pure and true and would never truly hurt anyone unless provoked to do so. Dru is just a thief with only some morals, well, close to morally grey but not really. If anyone hurt Dru’s family or S/O, though usually a coward, turns into a knight of shining armour. That's were his skills really come into play, usually holding himself back due to low confidence outside of that, he doesn't when it comes to protecting his loved ones.
• Still learning boundaries. If he has a not so physically affectionate partner, he can completely miss the boundaries quite a lot in the moment, oblivious to his partner's discomfort. Always profusely apologises after and making up for it by giving them space. He just can't help himself to be close to his S/O… he loves their touch.
• Same thing if his partner doesn't want to talk about something that's bothering them. Sometimes he can read the room of the tense vibes, so he often accidentally pressures his partner to share what's going on, not out of anything malicious he has good intentions even if it's not the best decision to choose at the moment, so communication is key for being in a relationship with Dru as he often misses social cues. Doesn't do it on purpose that's just how he is.
• If his S/O is sad, bothered, any uncomfy feeling, as Dru has done many times before, wallow in silence while eating ice cream in bed with them, or whatever his partner may like that's a comfort food for them.
• Supppperrr affectionate and sweet, very wholesome, obviously, also obnoxiously affectionate, but he always means well. Wants a family of his own one day. If his S/O doesn't he's fine with accepting that fact… yet it doesn't take away the fact that he’s a family man at heart, but would rather make his S/O happy if it meant not having one.
• Loves loves LOVES taking his S/O on dates. His favourites are when they're at the beach… or when they're doing a heist together as they're running for their lives with loads of loot with the help of minions. He sees it as a "romantic date” what a goober.


DJSS with a mostly tired S/O



Requested by: I forgor Warnings: None Readers Gender: Gender Neutral Fanfic Type: Headcanon Fanfic Genre: Fluff Word Count: 315

DJSS is so used to Vinyl City’s energetic population/fans it felt odd being around someone so… mellow, quiet, and more distracted at first.
DJSS thought at first his S/O didn’t want to listen/was a bad listener in general whenever he or others talked/explained something, but really they were just tired as they tried their best to pay attention with what was being said. With this in mind the lack of sleep means worsened attention span (and other things as well), after all.
Pushing his ego away and opening up to actually show his S/O he’s concerned for their health because of their lack of sleep, he does a bit of research and even reached out to other NSR artists for any advice since he didn’t know too much about sleep in general.
If his S/O tries to brush it off that just makes DJSS more more determined to help with their sleep.
Aside from that he’d also try suggesting his S/O some ways that’s helped him whenever he’s struggling with sleep like stargazing, listening to instrumental music, a nice warm bath too.
You’d think one of those few examples would work and sound all nice sure, but the only thing that’s ever worked for his S/O was cuddling surprisingly enough.
Short or tall, DJSS’s S/O falls right asleep whenever they lay ontop of him. Literally is the best alternative pillow ever fr.
Of course trying to fix something such as this doesn’t just fix itself in one day unfortunately, but dating someone like DJSS he’s very set on fixing things and follows through with whatever he’s doing.
Even if DJSS can be stubborn and sometimes rude, he wants his S/O to be happy and healthy as possible (even if he’s annoying about it), he’s just showing he cares… even if it’s a bit too much.


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Lazy Morning Pt 1 - (Purlhew X Female Reader)



Requested by: Nobody Warnings: Sexual Tension(?) Readers Gender: Female Reader Fanfic Type: Fanfic Fanfic Genre: Fluff/Lime Word Count: 908

"Purl, dear, it's time for us to get up now."
"Mmh"
You rolled your eyes at your blue-haired lovers response, smiling at him. "C'mon, don't be like that."
Purl-Hew groaned in reply, nuzzling his face more into your stomach with his arms around your waist. You had your hands in his hair, dragging your finger nails along his blue-coloured hair softly, earning a sweet hum from Purl-hew.
"I know it would be nice to stay in bed all day, but we got things to do with the gang remember?" You yawned, trying to move, but Purl-Hew kept you from moving anywhere. Purl-Hew auto-tuned whined.
"Just a little while longer babe, pretty please?" Purl-Hew gave you the puppy eyes, making you giggle.
He had his glasses off so you could see his pretty blue eyes of his.
You couldn't resist his beautiful charm, so you gave into him. He could be such a baby when you and Purl-Hew were alone away from the rest of the boys and Neon J.
"Fine you big baby, just a few more minutes. Then we're getting up." Purl-Hew sighed happily from your response. He then shifted himself close to your mouth with a smile.
Purl-Hew didn't say anything as he pushed his silicone lips onto your plump ones. You smirked, rolling your eyes at his playfulness. Your hand moved onto the back of Purl-Hew's neck to push him closer to your lips in the kiss. Both of you moved in sync as the kiss began to feel more exotic, and you could say, electrifying. You pulled away from the kiss after a few moments to catch your breathe. You still got overwhelmed from kissing him, despite how many times you two kissed, and Purl-Hew knew that. He wanted this to be an innocent kiss, but he had other plans in the back of his mind.
He pushed his lips onto yours again, this time he wasn't planning to pull away. He snaked a hand down to your thigh, making you gasp in the kiss. This gave Purl-Hew the chance to slip his tongue into your mouth. You moaned out of shock. You couldn't take it anymore and pushed him away, feeling too embarrassed to continue (not now at least.) This left Purl stunned, stopping in his tracks. He grew worried he went too far, or he fucked up. Just as he was about to speak to apologize, you panted out;
"I-I'm sorry babe, but not n-now! We got things to do. We can save this for later you tease..." You muttered out with half lidded eyes, leaning forward to nibble his silicone ear. "Save that tongue action for later."
Purl-Hew felt like his ability to speak was taken away after what you said. His blue coloured cheeks and the lights on his boys grew brighter and fluctuated, making you laugh seeing your somewhat stoic boyfriend blush so hard from your words.
"You're not the only one that can be a tease babe, now let's get going before the others come for us." You say, making Purl-Hew groaned in annoyance.
"Fine..."
"Purl stop being such a grump and cmon!" You got out of the bed and extended your hand to him. Purl stared at your hand, seeming unimpressed as he extended to grab his glasses instead, putting them on.
"Nah babe, after what you did, that's not how it's going to work this time." Purl-Hew said under his breathe, looking up at you.
Confused at what he just said, you waited for what he was going to do. Purl-Hew got up, looking down at you, and suddenly scooped you up in his arms.
"Purl-"
"Be quite before I make you songbird... don't test me." Purl-Hew stared you down before heading out the door to downstairs where the others were.
You shut up after that, feeling your heart skip a beat. The tone in his voice explained how upset he was that you stopped your somewhat intense, make out session. Underneath it seemed like he was not just upset, but sexually frustrated? You hasn't seen him this upset over something like this before. You had a feeling he was planning something after you two hang out with the gang, and you couldn't help but smirk to yourself after making him like this. You lick your lips, snuggling up to Purl-Hew.
"I love you Purl, and I'm sorry." You apologize in a whisper, feeling Purl-Hew's eyes on you.
You closed your eyes as your man carried you along the long hallways of the mansion. Purl rolled his eyes, maneuvering his lips to your forehead.
"Even though I'm a tad annoyed by you right now, but I love you too babe. Remember that." Purl-Hew muttered, leaving a long but meaningful loving kiss on her forehead before shifting his head forward. "And I'll definitely make you sorry after we're done our tasks at hand."
Your lips closed shut, feeling yourself get flustered. Purl-Hew knew he hit something within you cause he felt you tense up in his arms. Under his now stoic exterior, he smirked to himself. He knew how to exactly embarrass you, and you knew how to exactly embarrass Purl-Hew. It was a fun game you two played. No wonder why the fans shipped you two so much. You seemed too perfect for each other, especially when it came to the teasing part of things anyway.

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