Wine, A Boyfriend, Pussy

Wine, a boyfriend, pussy

God dammit I only want one of those things

Just so he could take a photo with a book he’s probably never even read

*Pivoting Intensifies*

This is me

Ashido, dumping out a shopping bag full of lunchables onto the table: Tonight, we feast.

King Dice: Ah, a fellow gay

So, I’ve just recently bought Cuphead, and as expected, it’s a virtual fucking curb stomp, but that’s not what I wanted to talk about. I just wanted to share this…

Specifically how when you don’t complete all of the bosses on regular mode for an isle, but go to Die House anyway…

THIS RIGHT HERE.

THIS.

I kept wondering why the fuck he was calling Cuphead that, so I just found the time to search around for an answer, and of course the only thing I could find was a definition on Urban Dictionary…

But, I managed to find this.

KING DICE CANONLY CALLS CUPHEAD GAY.

bubby

Oh this is amazing

just remembered my favorite ben shapiro own of all time which is when he was debating a transgender woman on dr. drew and he made a point to misgender her as many times as possible in a single sentence so she put her hand on the back of his neck like she was picking up a kitten, looked him dead in the eyes, and said “cut it out or you’ll be leaving here in an ambulance”

shapiro started immediately sniveling about civility in political debate like the little cockroach he is but not a single person in the room would back him up