Percys View Of Himself: Im So Stupid And Ugly And Useless. Im Such A Lame Demigod

percy’s view of himself: i’m so stupid and ugly and useless. i’m such a lame demigod

literally everyone else’s view of percy:

This is my new Twisted OC!

Her name is Kya and she would be part of Octavinelle if she weren't stuck in Ramshackle! Her best subject is potionology. She's an academic perfectionist and is almost as serious as Riddle when it comes to getting good grades in her classes. She's not much of a photographer and often forgets the ghost camera in her dorm. Azul has been trying to get her to sign a contract with him so he can get her photographic memory, but she refuses since that's her biggest asset. She also has the biggest crush on Silver, but tries her best to hide it(and fails miserably). Thankfully, Silver's about as oblivious as it comes when it comes to other people's feelings. Kya also loves to get into mischief with Ace and Deuce while also acting like their mother to help them study.

Link to the picrew I used cause I can't draw:

https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1407730

After watching episode 5 of PJO, I have one big question: WHY WAS PERCY WET?

So apparently, over the summer, Quibi (the shortest-lasting streaming service ever lmao) did a quarantine project called “Home Movie: The Princess Bride” where a bunch of celebrities recreated The Princess Bride in tiny chunks at home.

And like there was no permanent cast, all these celebrities seem to have gotten a scene or part of a scene to do (i’m not sure exactly, I did not ever watch Quibi and thus haven’t seen this yet), and then they just… recreated it as best they could. At home. Under quarantine.

So like, you had Jennifer Garner in a blanket cape playing Princess Buttercup AND the Booing Old Woman with a crowd comprised entirely of stuffed animals:

Or Taika Waititi paying Westley off a badly-drawn Inigo on a piece of cardboard held in front of someone’s face:

And it’s all just delightful.

But my absolute favorite part of this thing that I’ve sadly never seen but assume is probably absolutely hilarious and a treasure and I want to find it some day and watch the whole thing… is that Carey Elwes is in it.

As Prince Fucking Humperdink.

Kya would totally do scenes with Tiny Silver. She'd call him Sil and be prepared to get Idia should he get possessed.

Your Silver is so cute! I feel like my OC would be friends with him because she loves theatre. What would you say is the wildest possession he's ever been through?

I wouldn't call any of his possessions back home particularly wild. He was fortunate to have a friend there who was basically a spirit repellent; as long as they were together, my Silver was safe.

But that friend was a troublemaker in his own right, so there were times when he'd just let my boy stay possessed for a laugh.

Spirits were often disappointed when they realized that nobody near Silver took him seriously no matter how much he threatened them. He already had a reputation for being the odd princess in the drama club. Those who weren't in the know about spirits just assumed he was doing improv.

He is a very bad choice for entities that feed on fear. Nobody's scared of the petite boy with overcooked noodles for arms.

As for being friends, yeah. He'd hang out with anyone who's nice and/or who shared an interest of his (or at least let him ramble).

New PJO Watchers: Awe yay, Luke won't be the traitor!

PJO Readers: *taking a long drag from cigarette* Oh, honey.