Imagine How Long It Would Take For Them To Kiss

Imagine how long it would take for them to kiss

when keith and lance first start their relationship, they cant even fuckin LOOK at each other without blushing. it’s too much!!!!!!! they both get really flustered and embarrassed like, “holy shit thats my boyfriend. he’s my boyfriend. we’re boyfriends…….. that’s amazing!!!!” and like a week after they first get together keith like. tries to link his pinky with lance’s and lance FLIPS  he’s like “WHAT ARE YOU DOING OH MY GOD!?!” 

“uhhh… i’m….. trying to hold ur pinky???” 

“NO PINKY HOLDING !!!!!!! THAT’S TOO RISQUE!!!!!” basically what im trying to say here is that they have the most innocent relationship in the universe and they didnt start successfully holding hands until like. week 5. 

hc: everyone can handle spicy food, the only one who has a slightly lower limit is hunk

but plot twist, allura and coran get really excited when they get to a planet where this one fruit grows and apparently it’s supposed to be the hottest fruit in the galaxy known to melt the tongues off even the toughest of aliens

the paladins try it and…..it’s ok?

it’s not as bad as they said it would be, even hunk is like “are you sure this isn’t a bell pepper?”

but when allura and coran try it cause they think maybe they’re wrong, they run crying to the lavatories, fire basically coming out of their mouths and they’re like “what’s WRONG with you?! how can you eat this like berries!?”

and they look at each other and are like “wasabi”

Lance's way of Coming Out

Ok, so everyone is in on the headcanon where Lance is bisexual, but it seems he’s came out before/during his Garrison years in the fanfictions I’ve been reading. But what if. He never did come out cuz like, he always thought he was straight and was just comfortable with calling another guy hot?

But then boom!

Hot space daddy and Keith got him like “Hola amigos, hold your Quiznaks. Are you sure? Cuz I’m pretty sure you’d tap that.”

And cue his sexuality crisis + his need to blast “I’m not Gay” for hours before concluding for 100% : “Yep, I’m bi. Totally bi. This bi train has been on standbi for too long. Goodbi straight world!”

And hides for who-knows how long before the rest of the team goes find him because 1. Keith hasn’t gotten a migraine for hours, 2. There isn’t anyone messing with Pidge’s stuff and 3. Did the castle get muted or something?

Where did they find Lance? In a goddamn closet. They’re like : “What are you doing in there Lance?”

This boy, Lance beeping McClain/Sanchez, just stands up and walks out of there like :

“I’m coming out, bi.” And leaves them.

what the fuck ethan

Day 2: Bayard

Rosabell’s Bayard is a multifunctional whip. It actually has two modes of activation (a bit like Pidge’s Bayard). When it first transforms, it’s cord is black and it acts like a normal whip which can also serve as a lasso. But depending on situation, it will glow red and serve a function. Like electrocuting an enemy or grappling on to a ledge to escape.

Rosabell prefers close-range combat rather than long-range. She likes to use her whip like a lasso to incapacitate and drag her enemy towards her. On a side note, it’s an awesome way to control the “wilder” Paladins.

( @ectochoir I wonder if you'll be annoyed if I constantly tag you...)

"If you want to hide it, paint it red." — Bradley Henderson Am I low-key hinting at Galra!Keith? Maybe...