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i am here to inform you all that kaos is a huge queer chaotic tragic funny show cooked perfectly for tumblr. and it has jeff goldblum

Btw Netflix this is who you're being mean to

she was not joan of arc, she was julie d’aubigny who set fire to a convent to escape with her lesbian lover

One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

Sometimes baby girl is a man in his forties 🤷‍♀️

obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world

Hey, don’t cry. Free online database of Japanese folk lore

Photographer, Lassi Rautiainn, tracked a female grey wolf and a male brown bear, in FInland, for 10 consecutive days. They spent time together playing and even sharing food. "It's unusual for a bear and a wolf to agree in this way," the photographer said.

researching 17th century piracy tonight. came across this:

One popular pastime amongst pirates was the mock trial.  Each man played a part be it jailer, lawyer, judge, juror, or hangman.  This sham court arrested, tried, convicted, and “carried out” the sentence to the amusement of all. (x)

how widespread could this have really been? how would it have gotten passed from ship to ship? can you imagine a pirate crew at a tavern, bragging to another pirate crew about how good they are at playing pretend? why was their go-to game “legal system”? were they performing incisive satire? is this some sort of pirates-only inside joke that’s been lost to the ages?

THANK YOU AO3 VOLUNTEERS WE SAY IN UNISON

Well would you look at that

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhekuli_Biya

The Cook County Herald, Grand Marais, Minnesota, August 22, 1903

save me 8 hour long devils minion playlist I made...save me...

do you think it'll let up soon?

static version:

Muppet Fact #1165

According to concept art by Michael K. Frith, former Executive Vice President and Creative Director for Jim Henson Productions, Gobo Fraggle was meant to have a jacket or hat collection.

Source:

Frith, Michael K. Pen on notepad. 1981. (Pictured above, cropped and uncropped).

John Bauer - A Knight Rode Forth (1915)

daniel wake up. daniel my love the people online are making fun of me. look at this. i—yes i know you just woke up and i’m levitating over our bed in a quote unquote “ominous” way. just look. you see, they are taking this photograph of me and adding ridiculous captions. and look. daniel stop laughing please. do you honestly think that i, a five hundred year old immortal vampire, would be so easily swindled by an internet scammer? i have seen empires rise and fall. i’ve watched time, people, landscapes, all turn to dust around me. do they truly believe that i am so foolish as to—daniel you promised not to bring up the Credit Card Incident. nor the Social Security Number Incident. look at this one. daniel. daniel beloved this is serious i don’t even play minecraft that much anymore. i’ve branched out. it’s like you don’t even appreciate our tiny perfect life in the sims four. daniel. you hate our virtual child. our beautiful mr pickles the cat. is this what i have to put up with for the rest of our immortal lives? you laughing at me? daniel—

Enjoying the Summer

holy things in this world, emery allen // tonight i'm someone else: essays, chelsea hodson // the last days of judas iscarlot, stephen andy guirgis // intimacy, angelica alzona // for your own good, leah horlick // the second elegy, rainer maria rilke; tr. by C.F. macintyre // from the old man to the sea, earnest hemingway