I Actually Cant Stop Thinking About Them

I actually can’t stop thinking about them

happy birthday claudia!!!

its very funny to me that iwtv girlies r getting mad that ppl on the joke site r choosing the looney tunes "suck blood and fuck forever" vampires to win in a fight over the cringefail sadbois. first of all what did u expect second guillermo a vampire slayer w van helsing blood would 100% kill them all. It wouldn't even be on purpose because he'd be fangirling accidentally trip on something and whoops!

mr. radiation king and mrs. atomic queen 🤵👰

inspired by this j frederick smith painting/illustration:

Human: Deal.

Fey: Very well. When you return home tonight, your mother will be in pristine health again. It will be like she never fell ill at all. Even the memory of her suffering will fade…

Human: Thank you so much. She means everything to me.

Fey: I know, I know. Let’s hope the price wasn’t too much for you after all… Only time will tell.

Human: So, when do we start?

Fey: …If I may ask you to elaborate?

Human: You said you wanted my firstborn.

Fey: Yes? And you agreed?

Human: Yeah, so, when do we start?

Fey:

Fey, blushing: Ah.