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A Couple Of My Grapes Tasted Like Raisins And I'm Really Upset About It
A couple of my grapes tasted like raisins and I'm really upset about it 🤢🤮😭
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If there is a bit of fluff on the biscuits, take the fluff off the biscuits, for it is rude to serve biscuits with fluff
Important announcement! Dragons are real, alive and well. Ok so hear me out, a dragon is just a winged creature with scales. (Fire breathing is not a requirement because there are elemental dragons among other types so not all dragons breathe fire.) Do you know what else is a winged creature with scales? Butterflies and moths. Therefore, according to our formula for dragons, both butterflies and moths are modern day dragons. You might be thinking to yourself, "I didn't know that butterflies and moths have scales." Well my dear friend they do, their wings are covered in scales which leads me to my next point:
Tinkerbell and the Great Fairy Rescue taught us this as kids and we just didn't realize. In the Great Fairy Rescue the fairies are painting the butterflies wings. One of the butterflies gets spooked and flies away before the wings are fully painted. Underneath the paint the butterfly is white. Guess what? If you touch a butterfly, you run the risk of rubbing off it's scales. When the scales come off, white wings are revealed. Honestly, this might be proof that faries are real too.
Thank you for coming to my TedTalk :))
"LIFE is a great big CANVAS throw all the PAINT you can in it!"
You guys have been canning paint?? I didn't know we were supposed to?? Do you just throw all your paint in one can, or do you can based on color? Is there a special process to ensure your paint doesn't go bad before you reopen the can? What's the sealing process for canning paint? How long does it last once you can it? Does it get better with age like wine??? I have so many questions, please feel free to educate me on paint canning techniques. Thank you all in advance!
If I ever date someone and they remind me to take my medications or they check that I have, I will simply marry them. For someone to care about me so much that they are willing to remember what times I have to take my pills is just so unbelievably sweet. Maybe I have low standards but this would make me swoon.
(don't worry, my standards are slightly higher than this XD)
