Okay I Get That Neil Is Like Big Dumb But I Also Doubt He's As Weak As People Make Him Out To Be.

Okay I get that neil is like big dumb but I also doubt he's as weak as people make him out to be.

Like yes the boy probably can't figure how to put a phone number in his phone. But he could probably all of the inner workings of the gun your holding.

Yes boy has little to no knowledge about about biology but you bet his street smarts could and have saved his ass.

Yes i know he's a dumbass who got mouthy with the mafia but with how much shit they had put him through my smartass can't really blame him and honestly I would have died way earlier.

Naruto conspiracy theory: jiriya

Andrew most liked tiktok is of him walking down the street with his camera on selfie mode at an odd angle while he talks and the audio is as follows: Everyone is always saying "gay rights this" or "trans rights that" but I am here to say "HET RIGHTS............... have been revoked until further notice".

A follow up tiktok comes out a week later and its shot in a living room that very few people recognize with the following audio: There is a exactly one het that still has rights. The camera flips to reveal a very angry Wymack screaming at his TV bc the remote wont work. Its bc he's holding it backwards.

A second follow up is released that same week. Its shot in a kitchen that's very obviously not his own. He's seated on the counter as he says: Some of you have been asking why Ms. Winfield's rights have not been restored. Bold of you to assume that they'd ever been taken away. In college, Ms. Winfield made out with her best friend, the lovely Bee Dobson, in the hot tub for over an hour. Does that sound heterosexual to you? In the distance, you can hear Abby screaming You told him!?!?!? Followed by Bee's laughter.

I had this image in my head of like an artist sasuke who's like losing inspiration so he like goes to the zoo (mostly because Jugo works there and he suggested having a different variety animals/landscapes might help) so he gets in and goes to a couple of exhibits be for he gets to the foxes and he sees naruto messing around with them who also works there ( idk hows zoo's work so maybe he's feeding them lunch or socializing them?) And he gets his inspiration back (ta-dah?)

Pffft-

I had this image in my head of like an artist sasuke who's like losing inspiration so he like goes to the zoo (mostly because Jugo works there and he suggested having a different variety animals/landscapes might help) so he gets in and goes to a couple of exhibits be for he gets to the foxes and he sees naruto messing around with them who also works there ( idk hows zoo's work so maybe he's feeding them lunch or socializing them?) And he gets his inspiration back (ta-dah?)

Ok but I just had the most chaotic thought...

So Aaron miraculously discovers he's half an inch taller than Andrew, and bOY DOES HE RUB IT IN!

"How's the weather down there?"

And Andrew is just silently infuriated. Like, that little BITCH—

The rest if the foxes think it's hilarious.

So one day Neil comes home, and Andrew's just in the livingroom doing squats angrily, and Neil loses it.

"What are you doing?"

"GETTING TALLER, FUCK OFF!"

Neil is like,, dying. "Y'know squats make you shorter, right?"

Andrew freezes. "That little bITCH—"

(Nicky told him squats would make him taller because he thinks it's hilarious.)