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Saving shit for posterity.

Split-spark (or whatever way they are made) twins can't take a Conjunx due to being considered "naturally conjunxed" or "conjunxed by Primus Himself" with their twin. Some stay just siblings to each other and take other lovers and life partners. Some take the other path.

oooo That's really fun, I like that. So much drama potential if the twins don't take each other on as lovers.

And you know, it makes sense. Spark-bonds and split-spark twins are usually described as having similar experience with their bonds, so yeah, twins are born naturally conjuxed :) hopefully they get along, or at least don't mind being unable to conjunx someone else....

Drift and Rodimus spending heats together and fucking like bunnies, in multiple rapid rounds in a row, is one of my basic scenarios for these two.

I just want Drift and Rodimus to frag like bunnies across every available surface of a room, in a multitude of positions, for an improbable amount of time

Perhaps because they've been locked in a room together after going into heat, or getting sex pollen'd, as a quarantine procedure? Maybe with Ratchet monitoring remotely... for safety, of course

What they say: "Scarlett brings Scarlett into the [Elita] role."

What I hear: "People have every right to hate celebs trying voice acting and deny them even a chance to prove they're worth something. Lazy ass motherfuckers aren't even trying to pretend they study a character and put even a iota of work to explore how to portray them without pushing their famous persona EVERYWHERE. They shouldn't be encouraged to safely try something new while they don't have to worry about being trapped in poverty and losing their income. We don't expect our paid actors to, ya know, act. Praise poor-spirited, mediocre shit!" As god is my witness, I can't wait to see the movie, but shit they say in promo is kinda sad.

Hm. Xenophiliac tfa Beachcomber. Especially big fan of aliens with tentacles, loves to be filled up with cum and/or eggs, then cuddle with the aliens while he incubates their spawn

Although I'm not familiar with TFA aside from posts (mostly about MegOp size difference, lol, and Shockwave's cool design), I can see it to be very likely. Tentacles are usually full of initiative and ready to make the first move. And cuddly alien monsters? Yeah. I love tentacles. And I'm here for characters being xenosexual freaks and seeking hookups with Lovecraftian folks.

I very really and very sincerely find it hot as hell, if applied properly. I've read an OptiRatch fic where honks, sirens, and back-up beepers during sex were used for comedy. It's fine, but I wanna see it played straight for sexy.

I think Optimus should honk real loud when he cums. Just like a big huge *HOOOOONNK* like you’d here from any other 18-wheeler. Big old truck noise.

No spoilers Transformers: One review

What a day. Ran in the forest (not jogging or shit, just rushing through the woods in my black cloak, having fun), then went to see a cartoon in the almost empty cinema.

Well, the moral of the story was remarkable. When you kill off one bad guy in authority, there comes another bad guy with their own agenda to take the bad guy place. In fact, there are more bad guys getting in line to walk over you. And the only way to stop the bad guy pipeline is a magical artifact given by god that no one has a smallest fraction of an idea how to gain. (And it makes you as much of a monarchist as the original bad guy was.)

Ah, and Arachnid and Sentinel can probably trigger some bisexual awakenings among kids. (I liked the movie, really. Though, Megatron's arc didn't feel right with the narrative pace. And we never had a chance to see Sentinel's personal quarters. Shame.)