JM: [Y/N], Put That Camera Down.

JM: [Y/N], put that camera down.

[Y/N]: i’m trying out the new phone you got me! so far so good~

JM: You’re lucky you’re wonderfully interesting and pure evil.

You grinned and he couldn’t help but to grin back.

You’re a Father

You: *sitting on the bed looking worried*

Loki, walking up to you: Darling, is everything alright?

You, breathing out and faking a smile: Y-yeah, everything is fine

Loki: Well it sure doesn’t seem that way, *sitting down* is there anything you want to talk about?

You: N-no

Loki: I know you’ve been sick lately, but it’s time we should take you to the doctor. You’ve been throwing up every morning for a few days now.

You: I-it’s fine Loki. It’s probably just the stomach flu.

Loki, kissing you on the forehead: If you insist, my love. Just tell me if you need anything. I’m always here for you.

Loki: *starts to leave the room*

You: *bursts into tears*

Loki, immediately turning around: What’s wrong???

You, through tears: I-I

Loki: You can tell me, darling. It’s okay.

You: I’m pregnant.

Loki: *frozen in his tracks staring wide-eyed*

Loki: *starts staring at the ground*

You: I took a test a few days ago and it was positive. I’m sorry I didn’t tell you before, I was just so worried that you would-

Loki, running up to you and sweeping you off the ground: I'M GOING TO BE A FATHER!!!!

Loki, looking at you and kissing you on the cheek: And you’re going to be a mother! TO MY CHILD!

You, stuttering: Y-you’re not mad?

Loki: MAD?! IM OVERJOYED! Ever since we got married this was one of the only things I’ve wanted.

Loki: I know we’ve both been too busy to talk about it but... WE ARE HAVING A CHILD!!!!

Thor, out of nowhere: I'M GOING TO BE AN UNCLE!

Loki, placing your down and turning to Thor: What in Valha- WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!

Thor, running up to you both: That doesn’t matter! *smiling widely* IM GOING TO BE AN UNCLE TO YOUR CHILD!

You: *giggling*

Thor, ecstatically: Ever since you were dating, all Loki would talk about was his future with you and having children!

Thor, squealing and hugging you both tight: And now it’s finally happening!!!!

You,turning to Loki: Is this true?

Loki, blushing and gazing into your eyes: Every word,my love.

Thor, hastily running out of the room: I must go tell the others!

Loki: Thor wai-

Thor: *already left the room*

You: Oh well, there he goes

Loki, turning and hugging you while resting his head on top of yours: You my dear, will be an amazing mother.

You, hugging him back: And our daughter will have the best father.

Loki, looking at you: Daughter?

You, looking into his eyes and nodding: Mhmm

Loki, smiling: We're having a beautiful baby girl!

Loki, cupping your face: She'll be just as beautiful and wonderful as her mother.

You, giggling: And maybe just as mischievous as her father.

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◣THE CAPTIVE MASTERLIST◥

summary: you are a resistance pilot and after a mission goes wrong, you are held captive by the first order. the general of the first order knows your potential and brings you to his side.

word count: 10115

warnings: angsty, fluffy, nothing too intense

[PART 1]  [PART 2]  [PART 3]  [PART 4]  [PART 5]  [PART 6]  [PART 7]

updated: 10.21.19

Jim’s Playlist

Stayin Alive: Bee gees

I Want to Break Free: Queen

Hungry Like the Wolf: Duran Duran

Sweet Escape: Gwen Stefani 

I’m too Sexy: Right Said Fred

Bad to the Bone: George Thorogood

We are the Champions: Queen

(I can’t get no) Satisfaction: The Rolling Stones

Ring of Fire: Johnny Cash

Money, Money, Money: Abba

One Way or Another: Blondie

The Final Countdown: Europe

I Will Survive: Gloria Gaynor

Take on me: A-Ha

Wake Me Up Before You Go: Wham!

Walking on Sunshine: Katarina & the Waves

Jailhouse Rock: Elvis Presley

Basket Case: Green Day

Don’t you (Forget About Me): Simple Minds

U Can’t Touch This: MC Hammer

Gives you Hell: All-American Rejects

Night Fever: Bee gees

Smooth Criminal: Michael Jackson

Come and Play. Kisses JM.

should I make playlists for the other characters?

The GOTG3 movie follows two plot lines:

- The first is of the guardians + thor,  journeying around doing stuff until they get a hint that gamora and loki could be brought back from the afterlife. They make it to Helheim. It takes them the whole movie to break in. They’re not there.

- The second plot includes gamora and loki getting out of there in their first 10 minutes of screen time and spending the rest of the film doing generally questionable stuff together while trying to locate the guardians. We only see these things in 3-7 minute snippets but it is all extremely unnecessary activities like mowing someone’s space lawn in exchange for a newspaper (that might tell where the guardians are!)

The end of the movie is when Gamora (the deadliest woman in the galaxy) and Loki (knows his way around places) track them down and break into Helheim to retrieve the Guardians because they’re trapped there now and it was a horrible idea to leave thor and peter quill together.

Miss Me? - Jim Moriarty

( @watooosh ) Request: Hello again! Can I ask for an imagine with Moriarty, where the reader is as psychotic as him and she is a world class hacker? They know that they are in love with each other, but hasn’t said anything. So after Moriarty kills himself, the reader is devastated, but she doesn’t show any emotion. After two years Moriarty shows up. It’s up to you if they get a happy ending

Please don’t plagiarize my work - I spend a lot of my time writing, copying and pasting destroys that. If you want to repost my work. please ask first - but even then I might say no.

ALL MASTERLIST’S Requests are OPEN!

You hummed softly to yourself as you unlocked your front door, and headed into your homely abode. It had been a long and gruelling day of having to deal with those less competent then yourself and honestly you were just tired.

So the moment you were able to head home, you all but dropped everything and called a cab. 

You barely noticed the lingering figure in your living room as you pulled off your heavy coat. It was winter time in London right now, so it was snowing and cold, making you have to cover yourself in multiple layers and a thick trench coat. You leaned up on your tipi-toes, hanging up your coat before pulling off your scarf and mittens.

You let out a satisfied smile the moment you were free of your heavy clothing, letting out a relieved sigh before turning around. But the moment you did, your eyes fell on a familiar face, pulling you into an state of absolute shock. “What the…” 

Moriarty grinned, “miss me?”

You gasped, taking a step back and your hands falling to your parted lips in bafflement. What was…. how? How was Moriarty alive? You had seen him die, with your own eyes, not to mention that you had seen his body after the death. How… “I’m going crazy,” you whispered, shaking your head with distress. Moriarty laughed, as if this was anything to laugh at it and shook his head, taking a step towards you.

You backed up in response, scared of your own mind. “You aren’t real. You cannot be real - you’re dead,” you rambled, eyes wide. 

The one that told you in fact this was real, was the familiarity of Moriarty’s sickening laugh. The one that told you he knew something you didn’t or that he thought he was above - which in reality, Moriarty did. With a sigh, you tried to calm yourself and met his eyes. “How?” You whispered, “how are you here?”

“Trick of the mind, darling.” Moriarty sang, taking a step towards you. You didn’t flinch from him this time, letting Moriarty take his hand in your own and pull you closer. “I’ve missed you,” he whispered as he leaned into your neck, and you scoffed.

“I’m sure you did,” you whispered, voice still shaky. “I don’t understand…-”

Moriarty cupped your cheek, bringing your attention back on his eyes and grinned widely. “Shh,” he soothed, “the game is back on.”

Your heart plummeted, understanding the hidden meaning behind his words. You thought your world of crime was over, but it seemed you were wrong. You nodded in response to Moriarty, ignoring the way you felt and confusion that was clouding your judgment. “Okay.”

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