The Only Reason Slade Does Anything.

…The only reason Slade does anything.

Bruce: Who was it?

Dick: Who was what B?

Robin!Jason: yeah, what are you talking about?

Bruce: Which of you stole Green Lantern's ring? He won't shut up about it and specifically mentioned a "batbrat," [he pauses and turns to glare straight at Hal for the phrasing] so who was it?

Jason: Why would either of us take it? Maybe something scared him and it fell off. Probably saw a pencil or something.

Hal, in the background: HEY!

Dick: Yeah, honestly, if I had the same weakness as a Scantron test I'd be scared easily too. That's just sad.

Bruce, Trying So Hard not to laugh: If you confess and give it back I'll take you both out for pizza and ice cream.

Hal: WHAT?!

[Dick and Jason share a look and shrug]

Jason, holding up his hand and showing the ring on his finger: I did it, N distracted him for me.

Bruce: Well done. Excellent teamwork. I'm proud of you both.

Hal: Excuse me?! You're encouraging this?!

Bruce: of course? They're practicing practical skills and utilizing teamwork efficiently to do it. You're the one who needs to work on awareness. If you can't pay attention to the immediate space around you enough to prevent a 13 year old from stealing the source of your power, you're the one with a problem here.

Bruce: Robin, give him back his ring and both of you gather your things. I'm thinking a pizza with all the fixings sounds great right now.

Dick: Extra pepperoni?

Bruce: Absolutely.

D & J: Sweet!!

Batman is so focused on losing his tiny shadow that he doesn’t realize there are actually three of them.

aka wanted to play with dynamic duo dynamics and i couldnt decide whether to give bats a kid, a preteen, or a dick hilariously close in age, but then, epiphany: all 3 at once. batdad speedrun

btw timmy got the other two interested in following batman around so they basically adopted batman, really

give us back drama queen nightwing

superfam family tree

Clark, please stop bringing home new super kids, you still have Chris and Cir-El, who knows where.

i want that black canary tshirt tbh