Jily On Vacation / Part 1

Jily on vacation / Part 1

James: Shit.

@asktheslytherpuff

... good to see you... mum...

Walburga: KREACHER! Make it go away.

WHAT. I can’t believe it. Should you ever happen to have the misfortune to come across me, AK, I will tie you to a chair and make you watch every fucking star wars movie followed by every star trek movie and episode. Beware.

Do an impression of AK

“*shoots loads of compliments while their brother walks behind them doing a creppy face* Yay youtube! Stop calling me poop you armpit! *happily eating on skype* Stoooop, you’re so adorable, Maluuuu *dad walk behind the camera listening to rap, AK start dancing like a cute dork* No, listen to me, I’m real life Teddy, but I’m more emo-what no I’m not adorable, stop it. What is star wars????? I never seen this, what??? Is not the same thing as star trek??? Oh shoot. Yaaay fanfic!”

@asktheslytherpuff

I see your post on themaraudera ?!?!?!?! How do you do to have them reblog your stuff ?!?!?!?!

I DONT KNOW!I can’t handle that much attention (o.O)

Thanks mom for yelling at me for a mousepad, yes I know I'm crying thank you for noticing, thanks for reminding me that this isn't a real issue, yep it's all in my head

Just because she can’t see it, doesn’t mean it’s not real. Your brain is an organ just like your lungs. You can’t say ‘try to breath’ when you got asthma. Same thing. Don’t worry sweety, you are strong, you’ll be okay. 💕

Guyyys! I got a new wig for Tonks today! :D