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Arthur: I Will Not Pay For This, Merlin.
Arthur: I will not pay for this, Merlin.
Merlin: Oh, so you're disobeying the law now? That's a turn on.
Arthur: No. I won't pay it because you will.
Merlin: That's a turn off.
Arthur: I will deduct it from your salary.
Merlin: My salary? So you're not sacking me?
Arthur: No. But you're grounded.
Merlin: Grounded? Can't you bend me over your knee and spank me like any normal adult would?
Merlin: Oh, look. Now there's a turn on again.
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More Posts from Das-alien-vom-planeten-wooh
Arthur: When I am King you will be full fired.
Merlin: If you become king.
Merlin: And if you haven't fallen in love with me by then.
Arthur: What?
*after watching Uther and Catrina making heart eyes at each other*
Merlin: Should I poison the dinner, Sire?
Arthur: MERLIN!!!
Arthur: That's not for another two hours!!
Merlin: *chatters nonstop*
Arthur: Merlin. Your mouth is talking. You might want to see to that.
Prompt #7:
“It is your responsibility, as my best friend, to tell me when my ex-boyfriend’s wedding is taking place, so that incidents like this - Don’t. Happen!”
Prompt #5:
Soulmate AU:
You know how they say you get hiccups when your soulmate thinks about you but kisses someone else?
Well, let’s just say Arthur does not suffer a shortage of partners, and Merlin is seriously fed up with his seemingly neverending hiccup.