The Person I Reblogged This From Is Super Cute And Deserves To Have A Nice Day

The person I reblogged this from is super cute and deserves to have a nice day

Toad talks about his dentist

I don’t know what this is from but it’s the gayest start to a fight I’ve ever seen

Prt 1) Head canon that the dirt time he got a boner he didn't know what the hell was going on and he hid in his room and his s/o was trying to find him and she finally knocks on his door and is like "Kurt, baby boy are you okay?!" And Kurt is just whimpering bc he's so hard and she comes in and notices him and gets so worried and he's like"it won't go down!" In a really panicked voice and she blushes bc they're both just as awkward

Prt 2 of kurts 1st boner trilogy . He’s staring at your lips and suddenly he just wants to kiss the hell out of you so he grabs your waist with his tail and sets you on top of his raging boner so it’s on your bum and he moans at how good it feels as you just kinda experiment and start grinding him and he’s a moaning mess and he’s like “oh mein gOTT” and is like relishing in how fucking good it feels as his hands on on your waist and you lean down and start nipping at his ear Prt 3 of the Kurt’s first boner trilogy. So when you start to grind harder he’s just wide eyed and trying to repress the feeling and you’re just like “it’s okay baby boy.” And he accidentally cums in his pants and stares at you with wide eyes and he’s like “what just happened?!” And you just giggle and kiss him and then explain what happened and he’s blushing the whole time and kisses your cheek and is like “I want to make you feel the same way soon meine liebling.”

THIS KID OMFG

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