Kirk (yelling Over The Communicator): Scotty, Beam Us Back, Quickly! There's A Lion Storm!
Kirk (yelling over the communicator): Scotty, beam us back, quickly! There's a lion storm!
Scotty: Aye, Captain, but don't you mean an ion storm?
(a loud roar in the background)
Kirk: no
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that’s me in a nutshell


ST: TOS + text posts part 2
Part 1, part 3
Uhura: What’s it like being tall? Is it nice? Can you reach comfortably for anything?
Spock: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Chekov: ...It was ONE time!
[Kirk is in class at the Academy with his laptop open]
Professor: Who can tell me the distance between the Earth and the Sun?
Kirk: 93.831 million miles.
Professor, seeing Kirk's laptop: You didn't know that, you looked it up!
Cadet sitting behind Kirk: No he didn't. He's looking at anime.
source: @dazzlynreed on twitter
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