Not My Circus, But Damnit I Know The Clowns

Not my circus, but damnit I know the clowns 🤦🏻‍♂️

TOS headcanons

Prompt: I could really use a hug

Spock

He’s highly concerned, you’re usually alright with the fact that he’s not interested in sharing physical affections in public

He will hug you, but it’s really you who’s hugging him

He won’t stop the hug until you let go

Unfortunately for him that means he might be here for awhile

not that he really minds, he just can’t help but think of the duties he’s meant to be performing at the moment.

Kirk

Hug?!?

did you say hug?

yeah he’s a little worried about why you felt the need to say it, but he’ll always give you hugs

He knows you’ll tell him what it’s about when you feel like it, so for now he’ll just hold onto you

Warmest bear hugs

he doesn’t care how long you need

when you are ready to be let go he’ll give you a little squeeze before letting go

Bones

Oh, okay

“Come here, darlin’. It’ll be alright”

He doesn’t know that, but now isn’t the time to mention it

will run slow circles on your back and kiss your head until you want to be let go

when you do want to be let go he will hold you at arms length and looks you in the eye with a sympathetic look before giving you another kiss

100%

I LOVE STAR TREK. STAR TREK IS SO GOOD

crew reacting to you telling them they’re fictional

Star Trek TNG

Picard

Open to the idea, but if that’s the case he’s wondering what you’re doing there 🤨

Please please please, don’t do something that means he’ll have to fill out more paperwork

He’s praying that you’ll just behave long enough for him to send you back to your reality 🙏🙏🙏

Geordi

Sassier than sassy about it

“Right, and what makes you real?”

Riker

Suspicious eyebrow raise

Not even gonna talk to you about , just gonna go and ask Picard about you

Wesley Crusher

Drags you to the nearest table and sits you down

Explain

He’s dying to know what you mean, tell him everything

Worf

Yeah, okay, suuure 🙄

Keeps walking cause “who even are you”

unbothered, plainly doesn’t believe you

Beverly Crusher

Sure, okay sweetie

Gently guides you to the medbay where she’s gonna check you for a concussion or other brain damage

Cant believe you don’t have brain damage of any kind

is forced to believe you because of the facts

Here, have it, it might be be trash, but all trash is great at two in the morning

Sleepy fluff Bones

Prompt is: “I could take a nap right about now” “But you just woke up?” “And? I could still take a nap”

💤💤💤

You woke up to the sound of the ship’s whirring and soft snoring, which was odd because normally Leonard was up significantly earlier than you. It came as a bit of a shock until you slowly came to realise that he had today off. He had told you that. It unfortunately did not keep you from forgetting. Seeing this rare occurrence you do what any loving person would do. You slowly shift over in bed to lay your head on his chest and look up at his face. You love him, and you love seeing him so relaxed. You never get to see the crease between his brows relax when he’s awake. Part of you wished it could stay like this forever. You know that come to tomorrow you won’t see this again, he’ll have gone to work. Leonard moves slightly, startling you. Your heart nearly stops because you couldn’t really handle it if you woke him. “I can feel you lookin’ at me” Leonard mutters in your general direction. Your face heats up slightly knowing he’s been awake long enough to know you’re staring. “I can’t help it, you’re so pretty when you sleep” you sigh softly, “That’s not creepy at all, darlin” he murmurs as he stretches. “No it’s not, it’s romantic” you quietly argue. “Oh, well in that case, I could take a nap right about now. You know all that romance tuckered me out” he said, already closing his eyes again. “But you just woke up?” You whined, “And? I could still take a nap” he shrugged. “What about me? Don’t you love me? I’ll have to leave soon” you plead with Leonard. “Shh, just get over here” he demanded as if you weren’t already basically laying on top of him, “How much closer do you think I can get exactly?!?” You ask incredulously. Maybe you could be late today… just this once, right?

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